grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
good news everybody
In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.
*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*
The amazon shop DOESN’T care about your FACE.
You have to log into the amazon Go app and scan in the QR code. Stop spreading bullshit, thank you.
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“I’m just,” Lance sighs. “I’m so nervous. I don’t want to mess this up, Hunk. I’ve been crushing on Keith since – since I don’t even remember how long!” Lance says, raising his arms in frustration only to let them plop down in defeat.
“Since the first time you saw him in High school?” Hunk suggests, and Lance whines again.
“Yeah!”
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Or: Keith takes Lance out for a coffee date. Lance is nervous, Keith is awkward, both are flustered: what else is new.
lance: 💕💜😍💖💞😍❤💓
keith, crying: how did you say that with your mouth
Anonymous asked:
ravenvsfox answered:
You were the first in line, so you get prompt numero uno!!
Outside the cabin of the shuttle, pebble stars are tossed out into the dense, black lake of open space, so dark that Lance’s eyes start teasing out imaginary colours. It’s always so still out in the yawning nothingness. If he didn’t know how a bucking shuttle felt beneath him it might be hard to tell that they were moving at all.
Inside, the glow of tech is cool and purple, and if he squints at the light and not the Altean characters, its almost like the Garrison simulators, or the speedometer of the only car on the road at night.
Pidge is punching in coordinates next to him, and she twists her fingers over the frame of her glasses like she’s trying to make them zoom. For all he knows, she might have engineered binoculars into her glasses just like she tucks lifts into her shoes, making modifications to herself just like she does to everything else she can get her hands on.
He squirms, digging his toes down into the unyielding bottom of his boots, wanting to feel something real and movable, something not so claustrophobic. His hands shake on the controls, and he clenches his fists until they can’t.
They’d left the lions on the nearest neutral planet, defences up, Romelle and Krolia at a nearby base. Coran was on patrol duty, winding between their massive paws and craning his neck to speak earnestly up at them. It’s comforting to think of the lions as as they left them, a circle of statues and their sentinel.
It’s the weirdest thing, but sometimes Lance thinks that the way the lions talk to him is the way Gods talk to prophets, and everyone else in the cosmos just has to trust his blind, bruising faith.
He pushes a hand into his hair and just holds it there, steering left-handed and feeling his pulse push anxiously against his fingers.
“Uh oh, are we getting introspective?”
Lance’s hand jerks back to the controls. “Oh—uh. Sorry. We’re just,” he taps their trajectory on the luminous map between them. “So close.” He hadn’t realized how close until he’d checked, but his chest had been getting more and more crowded, like all of Earth’s radio waves and clutter was close enough to hear.
“Less than a light-year,” Pidge agrees quietly. The look in her eyes is so terribly far from home. The part of her that riffled through the desks of authorities and cut all her hair off is still with her brother in the guts of the resistance.
“Then why doesn’t it feel like we’re going home, huh?” Lance asks, smiling through the weirdness in his head. “Where’s the fanfare? Where’s the galaxy-wide fireworks display?” Pidge smiles tightly back at him.
“I didn’t think we’d get to go home until our mission was done, and, well, I don’t know. Maybe we don’t deserve all of that yet.”
“Maybe you don’t,” Lance corrects. The shaking’s only getting worse. He doesn’t know what’s going to happen when they touch down and it’s making his hair stand on end and his teeth chatter. “I’ve deserved it since day one.”
“Oh yeah?” she says, laughing. “All that winking at instructors and seeing how many peanut butter m&m’s you can fit in your mouth paying off for you?”
“Only in every way possible,” he says. “I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention but I’m a galactic superstar. Seriously.”
“Seriously,” Pidge echoes. They lapse into silence, and Lance’s body kicks up a fight when he sees the luminescent blue shape of the Earth drifting into view like a tossed frisbee.
“Jesus,” he breathes. He eases up on the speed, and they spend a suspended minute floating, watching, breathless. “Is she beautiful or what?”
“Usually I don’t trust your taste, but this time—“ she chokes up suddenly, surprising herself, and she tries to shield her face from view. Lance crows at her, his own vision blurring.
“Pidgey,” he says joyfully “We’re home.”
“Shut up.”
“Pidge,” he croons. She looks at him, eyes bright and wet, and neither of them can keep from grinning.
“We were born right down there,” Lance informs her. “The doctors wept with joy when they saw me.”
“They probably didn’t think your big head was gonna come out.”
Lance ignores her, feeling the jitters get brighter, harder to fight. “One moon, seven seas. It rains the kind of water that’s safe to drink. There’s barbecue pizza down there, Pidge.”
“I know,” she says.
“I can’t believe this. My mom’s right there.”
They’re still knee-deep in a revolution. They’ve been hurtling through space at warp speed in close quarters for weeks, and the only home they’ve ever known out in the black was blasted out of the sky, but the idea of setting foot on Earth without crawling into his mother’s arms is unthinkable.
The shuttle comms crackle, and Hunk’s voice comes through, “you guys seeing this?”
“Oh yeah,” Lance says. “You feelin’ as misty as we are, buddy?”
“He’s been crying since we passed pluto,” Keith says flatly.
“Oh yeah, that was an emotional gut-punch,” Hunk says.
“Paladins,” Allura interrupts smoothly, “I trust you’re happy to be home. I know it might be hard to believe considering my situation, but I’m happy for you as well. Pidge, can you set a course for where your father has taken those schematics? It’s of the utmost importance that we not waste any time.”
His heart sinks. “Funny, that feels like all we’ve been doing. A lot of autopilot and Altean uno and drinking whatever was in that funky bottle under the console.”
“Lance,” Allura says disapprovingly. The empty air hums and someone breathes out quickly.
“Princess, you’re not saying that we won’t be able to visit our homes, are you? Our families?” Hunk asks.
“I wish you could,” she says, sighing. “But we’re still fighting a war. I don’t think it’s practical—or safe—“
“No,” Lance says, aborted. “I mean—no.”
“Lance,” Keith says quietly.
“I’m not talking to you,” Lance seethes. “Pidge, put in the coordinates 23° 8′ 22″ N, 81° 17′ 10″ W, will you? I’ve got a couple of errands to run.”
“We’re not splitting up,” Allura says firmly. “I’m so sorry Lance, but the team is more important than—“
“Than my family?” he says, disbelieving. “Sorry, no, absolutely not, agree to disagree. I know that I’m supposed to save the universe or whatever, but I promised my mom—“ he chews his lip savagely, watching the whole world rush up to meet them and feeling helpless want thrash in his stomach. “I won’t be any help at the Holt’s. No one needs a guy with a rifle when you’re trying to put together a whole new teladuv, right? You don’t need me.”
“Yes we do,” Shiro says firmly, and Lance closes his eyes, fleeting. He’s having trouble focusing with his dearest wish and his nightmare both grabbing for a half of his brain.
“How about I go with Lance to Cuba and keep things on schedule,” Hunk offers. “I’d love to see his mom again. She always brings us empanadas.”
“We need your brain,” Shiro says regretfully. “We can’t do anything without your eyes on this.”
There’s a long silence, and Lance eases the thrusters to a more manageable intensity, muscle memory.
“I’ll go,” Keith says finally.
You can find part 1 here. The first 4 questions was from a small 20 minutes stream before season 6 aired. After them, everything else was for Lance’s birthday stream (part 2) which was for 1 hour. I took a bunch of notes again so yeah….You can watch his live streams on the CoStar app for free! Ya gotta register, but it’s pretty good.
Does Keith have a soft spot for Lance?
- Everyone on the team does, including Keith. Lance is kinda like that friend that says and does stupid stuff but that’s what makes you love him. If there was no Lance on the team, there’d be a void. So yeah! Keith has a soft spot for Lance!
If Lance was a Disney character, who’d he be?
- Jeremy answered Aladdin but the questioner suggested Flynn Rider from Tangled. Then Jeremy got confused as to which character Lance would be. So either Flynn Rider or Aladdin.
How did Jeremy get chosen to voice the Bi Boh Bi?
- It’s a very easy thing to voice, and everyone on the cast might’ve done it at some point. So of course he did it too.
What does Jeremy think of Lance’s character development?
- He loves it! He likes seeing his relationship with the team develop more.
How old is Lance?
- He started off as a 16 year old, but considering how long they’ve been gone, he might be 17. (Not official, but that’s what Jeremy thinks).
What would each Paladin give Lance for his birthday?
- Pidge: a new video game
- Shiro: a cool weapon
- Allura: a handmade Altean necklace
- Hunk: make a cake!
- Coran: disgusting Altean treat
- Keith: his presence
Lance in season 7…?
- He, as well as everyone else, is gonna have to adjust to being back on Earth, seeing their family and friends and things changing!
What would Lance want to do with the Paladins for his birthday?
- Have a big birthday bash!
- Go on some planet with water or something like it to surf!
- Hold a big Voltron beach party!
Do the Paladins was their clothes?
- Most probably! They might have some futuristic advanced really quick washer and drier stuff.
- Or maybe they have 7 sets of the same outfit haha.
If Finn (Adventure Time) and Lance switched places, what’d happen?
- Finn would be fine and deal with it.
- Lance would freak out.
Which character would Lance play as in Super Smash Bros and Mario Kart
- SSB: Link
- Mario Kart: Maybe Toad or Mario.
Lance seems to be missing his father in the pic when we see him in that mind training exercise in season 1. Does that mean his father was absent and he has to step up as an older sibling? How does this impact the way he interacts with the Paladins?
- Jeremy said that’s really observant, but he thinks Lance has a father lol. His dad might be in the pic haha.
- He knows when to follow and when to lead.
- He wants to achieve a level of responsibility?
How would each Paladin react to Lance’s birthday? Would Keith do anything?
- They’d at least celebrate by making cake or eating something together if they aren’t busy saving the universe.
- Keith isn’t that mean. He’d probably just say “Happy Birthday” and that’s it (he’s a man of a few words).
Lance has always been a 2nd choice, will he ever be a 1st choice and not a rebound for someone?
- Jeremy said that Lance was the first choice for the Blue Lion so he isn’t always a 2nd choice!
- He’s definitely gonna be a 1st choice for someone out there and not be a rebound!
Will Lance be bonding with other characters like Keith or Shiro later on?
- Yeah! He hinted at them being cramped in the lions since they have no castle to travel with so some people are gonna have to deal with each other whether they like it or not (possible funny scenes?)
- He talked a bit about Lance and Shiro having some moments. And also with Keith.
Flashbacks with Lance like we got with Keith and Shiro?
- The answer isn’t clear, ‘cause Jeremy doesn’t remember he says. But he knows there’ll be some Shiro and Keith flashbacks. Not sure about the other characters…we might?
Out of everyone on Team Voltron, who takes Lance seriously the most and gives him the strength to be great? Who’d help him realize his full potential?
- Shiro! He’s good at seeing other’s potential.
- When Keith became the leader, he also helped him out. I think Jeremy hinted at seeing more of Keith do that.
- Jeremy mentioned that Lance and Allura will have some great moments encouraging each other. Allura will especially help out Lance.
If Lance were to impress his significant other, what song would he sing?
- Jeremy mentioned lSexy backl by Justin Timberlake lol.
- Then he changed it to “All of Me” by John Legend.
How did Lance and Hunk’s family react to their disappearance?
- Jeremy said they probably didn’t think he was dead and would try to look for him. The Garrison would’ve notified them that they were gone, but they’d demand more info.
Has Jeremy ever watched Voltron in different languages?
- No but he has seen some clips.
As a voice actor, one must understand their character to voice them. That’s why fans ask voice actors questions about their characters, because they should know the most about them. But with VLD in different languages, of course these other VA’s have different opinions and looks about their character versus the original American version. With that being said, if you could meet any of Lance’s other VA’s, what would you ask them?
- He never met anybody voice his characters in a different language. But he said he’d ask them what they thought about his work, as it’s the one they have to rely on in order to understand the character into their own language. He’d ask them what their first impression was of voicing his character was to see how they look at Lance versus his ideas and the original work.
What is Lance’s favorite meme?
- Lance himself is a living meme.
- Any meme with flirty cheesy lines.
- This meme:
Can we take a moment to remember not ever Klance shipper is an anti and that there are very many wonderful klance shippers out there that sheith, allurance, and any other shipper can be friends with.
We all love the same show after all
Also, I am sorry to any non-anti klance shipper who has been harassed because of antis.
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