security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.
One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.
When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.
I feel a bone-deep connection with these security officers.
I do shit like this to people at work all the time when I see them doing funny stuff on the cameras.
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch
Reblog to help OP realise their couch dreams!
1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX
2) Jack off everyday
3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain
4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand
lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie
Eyyyy so @kiki-kit and I decided to play around with the Crossover from Hell from way back, and decided to make a version of our own, with pretty much the same characters and a giant storyline. It now has a name: The Lantern Song. Of course, we’re still going to tag it as the usual, we’ll just be adding the new name to it.
So basically, for those of you who don’t know, the Crossover from Hell was a mashup of shows: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall, Toy Story 3 and Scooby-Doo. Gregory from otgw and Bonnie from Toy Story 3 are Mabel and Dipper’s parents. (more characters will pop up in another post including Velma, Jason Funderberker and Sara).
Full illustrations we hope to make will each depict a story, some more important than others. Each one will be described as if Dipper was writing an entry in his new Journal.
Each character card in this post is written by Dipper, and is supposed to be the first few entries in his journal, except for Beatrice. Hers comes later, but since she was in the lineup, she is included here. The illustrations on the cards are done by both myself (left) and Serina (right), so that you can recognize the characters whenever we draw them X)
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