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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
katie-wants-donut
crsinclair

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

Source: crsinclair LMAOOOOOO OMG
godasenpai
draconian-rex

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

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Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

senpatriarch

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

polararts

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Yeah, okay.

robotlyra

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

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This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

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Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

catbountry

WHAT

Source: draconian-rex
littlecofiegirl
fishwrites

Who the hell made a fishwrites account on goodreads and uploaded my stuff ???? I just made my own account just now to try deal with this but we have the same username now (?) do I report them or? I just want control over my own username and be able to delete the fics bascially wtf is this ?????

littlecofiegirl

that’s identity theft and you need to report it

Source: fishwrites OOF that sucks plz teport them thats not okay