Stephen: Tony, why don’t you show Peter what a fax machine is?
Tony: okay. imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone
He’s not wrong
keith: (smacks away a mosquito that just tried to bite him)
keith: stupid blood-sucking demon…..
lance, a vampire:
keith: the suspiciously-aligned moles on your neck…. your constant craving for rare steak….. being “squeamish” around blood……
keith: i know what you are…..
lance:
lance:
lance: are you really fucking quoting twilight at me right now
(in the middle of a petty argument one day)
keith: bite me, lance -_-
lance:
keith, casually offering his neck: come get y’all juice i guess
lance:
lance:
lance:
lance: WAS THAT A VINE–
keith, nodding with an amused smile:
lance: holy shit- alright. you’re a keeper. c’mere
Went to block another TERF and saw a “ladies, here’s how to spot one of those sneaky stealth trans women on dating sites” post that very genuinely read like satire even though it clearly was not. One of the listed bullet points was (honest to god) “Men have longer bones than women, so check their femur length!” so I guess TERFs are really out here trying to examine people’s fucking bones like you can really tell how long someone’s femurs are through their god damn pants.
There was also a whole other section on identifying post-op vulvas (which, like…if you’ve already gotten to this point, clearly the bone length thing failed you) and one tip was like—I’m paraphrasing here—“If there’s hair near their anus they’re probably a man! Women sometimes have this too but their butthole hair is way more feminine so it’s easy to tell the difference :)” so I’m pretty convinced that whoever wrote it has never seen a naked woman in their life (cis or trans). Possibly they have never seen another human being before; it’s really unclear by the way they seem to think men and women follow the same phenotypical principles as the orcs in World of Warcraft. Like they deadass watched Pixar’s Brave and accepted the sex dimorphism of Merida’s parents as biological canon.
The other list items were like… ‘tall’, ‘has a lot of body hair’, ‘deep voice’, ‘small butt’ (?), so I guess I’m trans-woman-passing now despite being AFAB, which at least means I don’t need to worry about dating a TERF by accident.
You know what I usually like to call the assumption that women are naturally dainty and hairless? Misogyny and racism! If you have the barest ounce of material understanding it’s obvious that biological essentialism is antithetical to the goals of dismantling misogyny and achieving gender equality. But hey, don’t worry—TERFs are the real feminists here for sure! You can tell by how short their bones are.
“hey before we go any further on this date, would you mind lying down under this x-ray for me? this should only take a minute :^)”
I find the challenges where you show your growth as an artist over time difficult because i’m so unorganized ‘:D in the area of tracking my drawings. But this girl has been with me forever and has changed a lot.
Drawing one: 2014
Drawing two: 2016
Drawing three: 2018
Drawing four: 2019
Simple yet cute
the wonderful part of the mess that we made
by heresie irisee
They knew.
They knew, and there would be no magical reset button for the memories they’d made today. She’d have to see him at school every day, and she’d see the Chat in him, as surely as he’d see the Ladybug in her.
Words: 13386, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/18218444
ruinedchildhood
