Dont challange Death to a pillow fight
Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.
Screw those right wing extremist, white supremacist fucks.
Please show your love and support for all Muslim communities across the globe. The survivors of this tragedy are the ones we should be looking to.
A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”
Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”
And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuck up, Greg.
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
Who the hell made a fishwrites account on goodreads and uploaded my stuff ???? I just made my own account just now to try deal with this but we have the same username now (?) do I report them or? I just want control over my own username and be able to delete the fics bascially wtf is this ?????
that’s identity theft and you need to report it
me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
When your BF is the main Pitcher for the Baseball team ⚾️👌
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