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[incorrect-legendary-defender]

I know everyone likes the Spiderman meme, but like… did no one else think of this?

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[lancesman]

keith: *wakes up gasping and in a cold sweat*

lance: what’s wrong??

keith: i…i had a nightmare. that i was…

lance: say it, keith

keith: a heterosexual

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[lctor]

lance: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

keith: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

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Anonymous asked:

Fun family friendly idea. Kitty Keith annoys Lance who threatens to neuter him

pineapplechunk answered:

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[yerezaheian]

Blessed be this trio 

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[mikeluckas]

I’m gonna try to do a few of these each week until Ultimate releases 💪💀💦

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PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

[shsl-ornithologist]

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

[stripedsocksinabox]

I’m asexual myself and I approve this message

[bot-dad]

Hello asexual myself and i approve this message, I’m Dad!

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[notheterium]

He underestimated his own storage capacity

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[taylor-swifts-ex]

[artzypaw]

Howdy

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[kai-wildfang]

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

[coolsville-ghetto]

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”