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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
illmamnim

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTAUL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PEICE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF FRIEND

shsl-ornithologist

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

stripedsocksinabox

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illmamnim
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HOW TALL IS ATLAS

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*whispering quietly* what the fuck

keiths-stupid-mullet

Ok so the most difficult part was figuring out how tall Atlas actually is in comparison to Voltron, since there’s whole a lot of perspective play going on during the fight with the evil robot. But here are the most size-true shots I could find:

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Since the other robot is pretty much as tall as Voltron, it was good enough to use as a comparison:

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If I use scene of the first pic and take a screenshot right before Atlas hits the ground, I can get a size-true sample of the evil robot standing straight in comparison to Atlas legs:

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(I layered the first image over this screenshot to show that the background and all is exactly the same, so the perspective didn’t change.)

Now the fun part:

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ATLAS IS 22 VOLTRONS TALL (or ~20, if you don’t count the wings)

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The big ben is 96m tall. 96m x 22 = 2112m

2112 meters 

dO YOU KNOW HOW TALL THAT IS

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DO YOU KNOW HOW VERY TALL THAT IS

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illmamnim
thatmcufangirl

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

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who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

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who talks to sea creatures,

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who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

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which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

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with an army of sharks

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And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

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… I’m just saying

cuddlyplaguedoctor

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

Source: thatmcufangirl