bye grandpa
me when i diet
wondering what happens to pb and marceline after the series finale?
if the official comics have anything to do with it, they presumably GET GAY MARRIED AND RULE A CANDY/VAMPIRE KINGDOM TOGETHER AS QUEENS



oh, and they have cute conjoint queen chairs

whether they’re canon is up to debate, but they’re directly approved by pen ward himself and i refuse to believe anything other than these fabulous babes gaying up the place for a thousand years (what with being immortal/practically immortal)
ways to look more angelic:
three pairs of wings
Wheel
announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go