How do you catch a hawk?!
fred likes to say tréasure
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
One day I’ll get this


When you find out your partner IS a good singer.
Adds this to the pile of ideas to finish.
My boss called me on discord and he’s asking me Serious Work Questions but I’m nearly choking to death and he keeps asking me what’s wrong but I

Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

love
seriously the best ever.