kidnapper on the phone: we have your son.
peter: i don’t have a son ??
kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw & made us cut the crusts off his pb&j ?
peter: oh my god you have wade
kidnapper on the phone: we have your son.
peter: i don’t have a son ??
kidnapper: then who just asked for chocolate milk with a straw & made us cut the crusts off his pb&j ?
peter: oh my god you have wade
I’m bringing this back
i almost died because of this because i couldnt breathe BECAUSE i couldnt stop laughing IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10 MINS STRAIGHT. its one of the funniest things ive ever seen and i cant explain why its funnny















