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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
felidaereverse
13mo

when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified

13mo

same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so  i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault

mega-bed

They probably watch you occasionally to this day

13moremade

she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

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felidaereverse
crazymuff1n

im trying find a certain cat picture, its kinda grey-black cat holding on to one of those cat climb/scratch post while going :v

looks like this

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unhumanmess

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This one?

crazymuff1n

yes!!!! thank you!!

now your second quest, which is optional

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unhumanmess

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Butter cat???

crazymuff1n

yes! thats the one! i have no more mspaint cats now. thanks for partaking in the quest for cats.

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mangaanonymous
good-janet

This was the best non-political sketch of the night!

ivalice-tifalucis

Adam Driver is the A+++ actor

bonkai-diaries

I want an entire film based on this character

reylooo

I love how Pete can’t help but smile. xD

mongolianexceptionalism

Everyone was laughing but Adam held true- I am honestly not sure I’ve ever laughed harder at a single thing in my life

suzie-guru

#erik on guatave’s career day (via @muirin007

Erik: You think I was always the picture of strength that I am now?!

Gustave: Dad, you couldn’t get out of bed for a week because the mattress was too soft. 

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