the rain: makes that soft rain sound
me immediately:

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
what if when you went to hell you had to watch your a cinemasins-style video of every sin you committed during your life
as part of your punishment
me: why didnt i get into heaven lmao???
god:

I’ve had the concept of a full triforce swap in my head for a while now, so i finally got around to sitting down and drawing it and writing notes about it. for the record, wolf link is the pig ganon equivalent for a boss fight. if i had time, im sure i could make his design much more interesting lol…
also ganondorf disguising himself to follow zelda on adventures is in reference to tetra

Inktober Day 4: Ashes