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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thanotaphobia
corvidprompts

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

lectorel

“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.

khadij-al-kubra

This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say

Source: corvidprompts
illmamnim
1dapologist

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

kelssiel

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

mikkeneko

Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.

Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Thor, through text: OK

Source: 1dapologist