fuck i just had the best idea
“babe stand in front of the printer i made something for you! 💖”
This was the best non-political sketch of the night!
Adam Driver is the A+++ actor
I want an entire film based on this character
I love how Pete can’t help but smile. xD
Everyone was laughing but Adam held true- I am honestly not sure I’ve ever laughed harder at a single thing in my life
#erik on guatave’s career day (via @muirin007)
Erik: You think I was always the picture of strength that I am now?!
Gustave: Dad, you couldn’t get out of bed for a week because the mattress was too soft.
K BUT I FUCKIN KNEW CHLOE WOULD NEVER BE HER CHOICE TO WIELD A MIRACULOUS
a moment of silence for Bee Alya. You could’ve been great.
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
demono
((”Not just pizza”))
((”but eternal damnation”))
Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.
He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses
Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.
pizza man said fuck salt
Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
ruinedchildhood