Red and Blue make Purple

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barduils

concept: cursed amulet that convinces the wearer there is no way it could possibly be cursed, and makes them completely resistant to any attempts to convince them otherwise

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to clarify further: that’s it. that’s the entire curse. it has no other effects on the wearer, malevolent or otherwise.

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them: yo you should take that necklace off it’s definitely cursed dude

me: hahah no way bro that’s crazy. like, that’s totally bogus, dude.

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banananinja136

Source: marshukitty HONESTLY MEEEE

Painted Shāngxīn 💙

mine my art oc Shāngxīn took me 6 HOURS to paint yeah i had to do layers on certian things bc my paint was thin it was a mess but it looks decent so im happy

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mimic-txr

rouge using her wings as hands

Source: mimic-txr rouge yes i love it when people make the characters have more of their animal attributes batty rouge

iraya

steeiydan

no but let me add the context here!

these are two pretty well known german tv personalities

palina, the woman on the left here, gets a lot of really gross comments on her body, especially her boobs. stuff like (paraphrased cause they’re in german) “woah, i wanna cum all over those fat tits” or “she’s such a fucking hot slut i wanna fuck those tits” or “with her, half of the guys would cum before reaching her hole” and who can forget “palina, you are and always will be a juicy piece of meat i would drink out of”. and the media tends to really sexualize her too.

so she and klaas (dude on the right), with the help of their team and and lovely ass-model decided to just drop this picture as an instagram, with the caption “finally got that nice necklace with my zodiac”

the media was quick to pick it up as “ah she says its about the necklace but she wants to show her boobs!”, and of course there were more comments like “i jacked off to this like seven times in an hour” and “those tits should milk my cock dry”

like a week later, they dropped the making-off video to that video and the rest is history

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akumatizethisblog

Okay, we’ve all seen/read the Wedding Day Reveal Scenarios…but picture this.

Adrien and Marinette get together, move in, get married and have a kid all without revealing their identities. Cue the first time Marinette goes out and leaves Adrien at home doing childcare all by himself.

Obviously, the first thing Marinette wants to do as a new parent is transform into Ladybug and blow off some steam.

Obviously, the first thing Adrien wants to do now that he’s unsupervised is put the baby in a cape and transform into the amazing crime fighting duo Chat Noir and Smitten Kitten!

So Ladybug is standing on a rooftop somewhere, stretching out her arms and legs, enjoying the view, when all of the sudden–

“WA-HOOOO!!!”

Chat Noir lands on the rooftop across the street with a loudly (and happily) squealing baby in a backpack carrier on his shoulders.

Ladybug: Chat Noir?! What are you–……..

Chat Noir: Oh hey, Ladybug! (waves across rooftops) How’s it hanging?

Ladybug: …why….why do you….where are you taking my baby?

Chat Noir: Huh? What? This is my baby.

Ladybug: Do you seriously think I can’t recognize my own baby? I knitted that cat suit onesie and cape combo with my own two hands!

Chat Noir: ….wait….no….it can’t be….Marinette?

Ladybug: (swinging yoyo threateningly) You have three seconds to put down my baby and step away from the backpack.

Chat Noir: Wait–Marinette–Ladybug–it’s me–I’m Adrien!”

Ladybug: (looking even angrier now) And you thought taking our daughter on patrol would be–what–funny?

Chat Noir: (gulp) I thought it would be….cute?

…

And later on, when Adrien is nursing the rope burns he got from Ladybug towing him home in her yoyo after he tried to escape her wrath and he is whining to Plagg that Marinette refuses to let him be alone unsupervised with his own child now, Plagg rolls up a newspaper and bops Adrien on the nose with it.

Plagg: This is why you never reveal your secret identity!

miraculous ladybug ml adrienette adrinette marichat ladynoir adrien agreste marinette plagg ladybug chat noir mini fic

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ravencharm

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

owlsofstarlight

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

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glumshoe

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

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alrightinthebayou

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

willowdove

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

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starrose17

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.