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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Teach me how to walk so graceful like this , I could never

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

i was gonna ask if the thong was really necessary, but then i realized it’s none of my business and he looks so happy and glowing

bloodlooksblackinmoonlight

the thong is 1000% necessary

yachirobi

Sometimes the manliest thing you can do is be femme.

And his back. SCULPTED. WOOF.

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chocmarss

Venom (2018), trailer vs. the actual movie

fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem

(Venom 2018, the trailer)

*creepy orchestra music* *people screaming*

Venom, growling: The way I see it, Eddie… *slams Eddie into a wall* …We… *Eddie screams, eyes turn completely black* …Can do… *Unhinges his jaw and bites off someone’s head* …Whatever we want

*bone-crushing noises* *more screaming*

Some grim and serious trailer voice: We all have our own… *dramatic pause* …Demons

(Venom 2018, the movie)

Venom, yelling at Eddie from a broken bathroom mirror: Dumb little bitch, I’ve reminded you to get tater tots on our way home 15 fucking times and you still forgot? Piece of shit. Useless scum of the Earth

Eddie:

Eddie: Parasite

Venom, voice breaking: You take that back. You take that back Right Now

Source: fantasticbeastsandheretofindthem LMAOOOOOO venom