my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive
i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life
my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive
i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life

“What am I supposed to do with this make teaaa?!”
-Oblivio!Adrien calling out his Dad for being neglectful.
-Calling out Chloé for being mean and using her connection as his childhood friend to prevent him from calling her out
-Calling out Lila for lying and being a jerk to Marinette (the love of his life)
-Adrien calling Out EVERYBODY!
-He even calls out his other self in a 50 page journal of how he has f***ed up specifically.
-Oblivio! Adrien Leads the Marinette Defense squad.
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.
Lila: I once spent an entire year interning under the Lourve’s most experience curator!
Alix: You mean??? My dad???
Lila: Did I say museum curator? I meant to say I studied under a world class mime who also happens to be a preformer at Le Moulin Rouge!
Mylene: You mean MY dad?
Lila: Uh no you must be mistaken! What I meant to say was uh. Um. D-did you know that I helped a famous scientist develope the first A.I super computer capable of human emotions???
Markov, popping in out of nowhere: You mean mY dad?
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
you….. you what
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON