a thing about chords!
My word this is the sweetest little animatic.
This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life
this will be played at my funeral thanks
Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???
I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????
So no, I don’t really mind bards.
Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?
Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.
Me: Oh an Aarakocra?
Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.
Me: A small … bird furry
Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.
Me:

youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4
Dis dat Ratatooty shit

here’s the song if anyone else wanted it!
when you find out that your husband is a powerful forest spirit and you’re now technically a warlock except this time it’s a Big Compilation