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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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didspecseverfindhisshoe

Look I’m a sucker for the “you invited me to your family dinner as your fake boyfriend but I’m in love with you” trope but give me “you invited me to your family dinner as your fake boyfriend and we’re best friends” and give me those two goofballs trying not to burst out laughing every time someone refers to them as a couple or “you invited me to your family dinner as your fake boyfriend even though I hate your guts but I owe you a favor” which of course escalates into a friendship or a relationship I love that or “you invited me to your family dinner as your friend but your family’s making assumptions that don’t really bother me” COME ON PEOPLE LET’S GET MORE CREATIVE

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chocmarss

Homeless Cat Opens Its Eyes For The First Time In Months, Stuns Everyone With Their Beauty

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Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.

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With lots of care, Cotton has finally opened his eyes

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cabbagefuneral

compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”

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read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

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and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot

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toadprince

If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.

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12 year old me really said “every woman in the world is beautiful and the only attractive male is beast boy from teen titans because he has empathy. I’m straight.”

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