okay girls we need to take a pause from our lori stanning to send some good vibes to this legend
The headline is slightly misleading! Britney checked HERSELF into the facility, where she plans on staying for 30 days. Her father is having complications due to a surgery he had after his colon being ruptured, this is causing her a lot of distress so she’s doing what she’s decided is beat for herself right now.
Let’s hope queen can find peace and take care of herself ❤️
fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing
witches
wizards
on and on we go @adrinetteapril
Day Four: Hide Me
Marinette wasn’t sure what was more troubling– the seventy-seven unread messages in her inbox or the shame-faced rose-toting blonde shifting in her doorway.
It wasn’t even 8 am and she already regretted getting out of bed.
“Do I want to know?” She asked as Adrien scurried inside.
“I’m so, so sorry,” He said, shoving the roses into her un-waiting hands. “I’m so, so, so sorry.”
Accepting the roses as her apparent due, she groggily made her way to the kitchen to find them a proper vase.
Although, if Adrien’s guilty expression was anything to go by, said vase may just be the trash.
“What did you do?”
“Please don’t be mad.”
“You know that’s not how this works,” She sighed, leaning against the counter. “And the faster you tell me the faster I can kill you.”
“Or not,” Tikki said, yawning, as she made her way towards the jar of cookies on the counter. Adrien appreciated the lackluster support even if she just as quickly abandoned him by phasing into the jar.
He was on his own.
“So you know I’m, like, famous right?”
Marinette stared.
“Right.” He laughed, tapping his fingers against the counter. “Well, there’s a new Gabriel ad coming out… which, I guess you also knew… but my fans didn’t and now they’re starting to get a little…” He made a waving motion with his hand. “Anyways, um, there’s been a lot more attention on me and… well… when you called me last week…”
He trailed off, watching as Marinette put the pieces together.
“They didn’t.” She said, face paling. “Please tell me they didn’t.”
Tikki poked her head out of the jar.
“Dirdn’t whrt?” She said, crumbs flying.
Adrien held out his hands, placating. “I’m so, so sorry.”
“Adrien,” She said, eyes wide. “They only just stopped calling me pajama girl. Please don’t tell me they’re calling me underwear girl now.”
“Not exactly,” He grimaced, reluctantly handing over his phone. “Not– not underwear.”
Marinette nearly scratched him as she snatched the phone out of his hands.
There, in bold, black, pixels– a girlhood nightmare turned reality:
Is Agreste Single? Let’s Put a Period On That Question.
And, in all its stalk-arazzi glory, an image of a flushed Adrien rushing out of her apartment complex, box of tampons and bunched up fabric clutched to his chest.
This was so much worse than pajamas.
Adrien flinched as she let out a slow, high-pitched whine.
Curious, Tikki drew closer to look at the phone.
He startled when her big, blue eyes snapped back to his.
“Run.”
here’s the thing. when you make yourself or get yourself an ice cream sundae, you don’t put every topping and every dessert in it. you don’t usually just tell the employee, “yeah get a scoop of each just go down the topping line” for your ice cream. you wouldn’t do this because it would be expensive as hell, but also, it would be fucking disgusting. you want snickers crumbles in the same sundae you put gummi bears in? mint chocolate chip ice cream with butter pecan? no, you don’t, it’s too much at once so it’s gross. you need moderation.
how are you going to sit here and tell me you want a goth magic scientist vampire. no you don’t. “uhhh yes i do haha lmao” you don’t ugly! stop lying! you are describing somebody with three conflicting aesthetics. what does a wizard scientist even mean bro! that’s nothing! a wizard is a scientist already he just studies magic! and how fucking lame to call yourself a scientist WHEN YOU ARE A WIZARD AND A VAMPIRE. nobody gives a flying shit about your occupation at that point. and the moods, the atmospheres, the energies around each of these three things? completely different. brooding, longing creature of the undead. mysterious, powerful person of great respect. weird guy who probably took too much adderall and has a phd. what are you people after. these are three different people. you try to play god, and in doing so, you recognize why the world we live in has limitations, as if we had everything, nothing would matter. you are an artist who put every color of the rainbow on every spot of the canvas, and in staring at your work, you will give yourself a headache.
hey micah
hi jake how are you tonight
im fine just need to let you know something. are you good by the way
i have certainly been better but i am getting by. what is it you wanted to let me know
this post makes you look stupid as shit
i just want one (1) original post of mine to be famous
at last i have actually achieve balanced notes, if only for a little while
INTERESTING
I DON’T RECALL SELLING MY SOUL
goddammit guys
BALANCE IS RESTORED
we are not of balance again so i am sacrificing my blog to restore it
r u fuckin serious i reblog this ten times only for you motherfuckers to go an screw it up again by liking and not reblogging
Balance
tired of posts about how lesbians are stupid and useless
it’s like……really not that cute
anyway! the lesbians in my life are some of the most extraordinary and wonderful people i’ve ever met
so crazy story everyone. all day yesterday (3/29/19) a man was hanging out at the starbucks i work at. he was there all day and didn’t buy anything but i didn’t mind because he seemed like he needed a place to be. we were closing at 10pm and he asked about bus routes, but there are no stops nearby. i bought him an uber home with my debit card, about $30, thinking it was a good thing to do.
unfortunately he took advantage of me and cleared my bank account out in cash ($480) today. i was just paid, so it was almost my full paycheck. best part is, it’s saturday so the banks are closed, and rent is due on monday.
here’s proof of my bank account, you can see the desposit from my work, the uber i purchased for the man, and the subsequent withdrawal of all of my money. if anyone has anything to spare this month you don’t know how much i’d appreciate it.
venmo: recreant
cash app: r3cr34nt
y'all if you want to say i’m lying like go ahead but i wouldn’t be doing this if i didn’t think i had to….. ive got $25 from this so i have about $70 in my account now, and i am going to owe my landlord $670 tomorrow. this is just like facts lol, and it because i trusted someone and bought a ride for them. idc if you think i’m lying, block me then :(
UPDATE
I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON THIS HAPPENED TO. I FILED A POLICE REPORT THIS MORNING AND WENT TO GET FRAUD PAPERS FROM MY BANK AND THE BANK SAID I WAS THE 6TH PERSON THAT MORNING THAT HAD BEEN ROBBED OF EXACTLY $483 THIS WEEKEND!!! REAL SHIT!!!
ANYONE WITH AUSTIN TELCO OR CHASE PLEASE WATCH OUT THEY DONT KNOW HOW THEYRE DOING IT YET WITHOUT A PIN BUT ITS HAPPENING LOL!!!!
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