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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

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the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

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WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

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whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

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this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

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“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

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“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

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“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

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“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

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“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

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“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

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“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

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“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

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“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

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“niggers.”

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THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

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WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY

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MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.

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What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

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rhysiare

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod

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