Oh, cool! Beautifully designed pendant of a gold pomegranate filled with cabochon garnet ‘seeds’
Oh, cool! Beautifully designed pendant of a gold pomegranate filled with cabochon garnet ‘seeds’
so last week I reposted the money dog hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED!

the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to take quizzes like the ones on buzzfeed (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY DOG 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier
WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK

whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie
to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

New ask meme:
Tell me what type of energy I radiate. This can be anywhere from big dick energy to forest god energy
Feel free to reblog!
ladybug: i like you
chat noir, who’s been rejected twice already: (laughs)
ladybug:
chat noir:
chat noir: wait you’re serious-
may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.
this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute

“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”

“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”

“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”

“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”

“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”

“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”

“actually, reverse racism does exist.”

“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”

“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”

“niggers.”

THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE

WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY








What ya’ll not about to do is come for my mans O’Malley. He wasn’t a great govenor. GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. Plus look at how much of a hot dad he is!!!

I…I was NOT expecting buff dad bod