Anon or not, make me choose between:

ladyknightwing

Show: _______ or ________ ?

Character: ________ or _________ ?

Pairing: _________ or _________ ?

Anything: ________ or _________ ?

Source: ladyknightwing

blossom-fur7

aphador

Someone: *treats me badly*

Me: *forgives them immediately*

Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I’m mad at you.

Source: achingchest

doodlemeimpressed

droidz

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

cryptmutt

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

Source: vsingers

markiplier

Journal Entry #2

Can sucking dick be considered cardio?

I know it sounds crazy…

…CRAZY LIKE A DICK SUCKING FOX!!

But hear me out ok? What if when your gobblin on that schloonger you take into consideration the fact that you’re basically doing some pretty advanced high-altitude cardiovascular training. You know, like this:

But instead of a mask it’s a dick. You’re like Bane but with a dick in his mouth. And instead of running you’re head-banging like you’re at a rock concert. Anyway, just food for thought.

I’m so glad I can share my intimate thoughts and concerns with you guys. I feel like I can finally be open with you.

Much love. Stay woke. Suck well.

-Mark