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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shreksbian
agentdalecooper

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

agentdalecooper

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Source: agentdalecooper ASDHAJGFSKAGA horse divorce
yaboybokuto
geekandmisandry:
“ jamesblackhound:
“ kramergate:
“ kramergate:
“buzzfeed. this is not even a question. I hate you
”
if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house
”
I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to...
kramergate

buzzfeed. this is not even a question. I hate you

kramergate

if you choose billy the FBI comes to your house

jamesblackhound

I feel as if picking the Billy hot tub option is actually valid. Like. I’d love to hang out with hopper for a weekend, but I think drowning billy would just be more satisfying long term.

geekandmisandry

I didn’t like how this response started, but I respect where it ended up.

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