grand wizard and his young apprentice
These guys look like some kinda Zelda merchants that sell you artichokes and pumpkins, respectively.
i can finally die in peace
skin is just people crust
the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”
u r on drugs
nope
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
DO NOT MISTAKE COMPOSURE FOR EASE.
me: *has a literal mountain of uncompleted tasks*
also me: *decides to learn russian at 3.a.m*
ruinedchildhood
