Basically
A nice way to tip the kitchen staff.
New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
And good steel. Always good steel.
May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong
I’m just gonna…. put this here…..
hope you don’t mind
BEAUTIFUL
look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus
is that, a little mouth right on the end?
take a closer look at that snout!
(yes yes it is)
Me: This is just an animated kid’s show. Of course there are gonna be things that aren’t realistic. Lol it’s not that deep.
Also me: Reorganizing the seating arrangements in the middle of the year is such a terrible idea and many teachers would never do that unless it’s to accommodate a student. And I doubt Lila gave a doctor’s note to the school about her “hearing problem” so this would never happen without any form of proof. In this essay I will-
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