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erikaember

Even more Scarlet AU

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Scarlet Lady: *to livestream viewers* Hi, my lovely fans! It's that time again! Another akuma, another-

Marigold and Cat Noir: Another Day In Hell! *Jazz hands*

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Scarlet Lady: Okay, we need work together. Cat Noir, you take care of the minions. Stumble Bee- I mean, Marigold, you sting the akuma.

Marigold: And what are you going to do?

Scarlet Lady: I take the responsibility, duh!

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Chloé: Yesterday, I had the honour of meeting Scarlet Lady!

Adrien: You mean Scarcity Lady.

Marinette: More like Lady Muck.

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Rogercop: Scarlet Lady, you are guilty of obstructing the path of justice!

Cat Noir: Sir, that's only the tip of the iceberg.

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Marigold: Cat Noir, use that fine cat agility of yours to get the akuma distracted, be careful so you don't get hit. I will try to use my venom.

Scarlet Lady: Wait, I actually want to help here, what can I do?

Marigold: ...Ladybugs are good at playing dead, right?

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Scarlet Lady: This team would not have worked if it weren't for our compassion, dedication and admiration.

Marigold: Yeah, and what have you contributed with?

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claroquequiza

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT

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