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Amalgam

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This one shot is dedicated to @ladyblargh, for just being a really funny and positive person!   

When an young man is rejected for being ‘incompatible’ he turns into the akuma ‘Amalgam’ able to fuse two people together. 

And later Adrien and Marinette would debate if it was lucky or unlucky that they got hit.

(Links in reblog.)

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“I’m sorry Robért, but we just aren’t compatible.”

Two and a half years of on and off dating, and this was how she was ending it. The woman he was desperately in love with. she had turned him down again and again, until he finally wore her down. But then she would break it off and see another guy, and when that inevitably failed, she begrudging get back together with him. Why couldn’t she see they were made for each other? Why? WHY!?

His Juliet had left him speechless, gasping for words. But she was gone now…and a cold feeling clamped on his throat. His only companion in the lonely street was the small stuffed pig in his hand. It was supposed to be a gift, but he didn’t even get the chance to give it to her.

Poor Robért didn’t even see the black butterfly touch his little pig.

“Amalgam,” a dark voice whispered in his ears. “You’ve been rejected by someone who thought you were ‘incompatible’. I’m giving you the power to fuse two people together, and prove to her that no one is truly compatible after all! In exchange, all I ask is for you to take Chat Noir and Ladybug’s Miraculous!”

“Understood Hawkmoth!” Black and purple smoke covered the newest victim, taking a very average looking man and turning him into a fashion nightmare. Paisley and plaid, polka dots and stripes, patterns that clashed and complementary color combinations that made the eyes burn. A staff formed in his other hand, green on one end and red on the other.

“All shall fall prey to heartbreak!”

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Tikki : And getting Max to create Robostus Markov a friend that fact check’s everything that is said

Marinette: Helping Alya achieve journalistic standards of reporting?


Edit: My bad I accidently called Markov by akuma name. Thanks to the person who corrected me

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Hey, real quick rant:

Don’t be mean to people who ask questions.

I hate it when i see someone asking ‘so wait, if a trans woman like women, is she gay or straight?’ and suddenly a dozen people jump on their ass for being ignorant or transphobic or whatnot- when all they had to do was answer the question. All you had to is go ‘She’s gay!’, and the person would go ‘oh, cool!’ and now they know. They just had a positive interaction with trans folks. 

But if you belittle them, now they’ve learned they’re punished for asking. They’re punished for wanting to know, for wanting to learn, and for coming directly to the people who live that life instead of just going to google. And they come away not having learned anything except that those people were dicks to them.

Everyone is clueless at some point. When I was 10, I was homophobic. I was a kid, raised around homophobic parents in a homophobic country. But one day i decided hey, i want to learn, and i found some gay friends and I asked them some questions.

Do you think i’d be here; if they had told me that i was an ignorant fuck, that i should pull my head out of my ass, that I shouldn’t have asked those things?

It was thanks to them that I learned and grew as a person, because even though i was a stupid homophobic kid with some admittedly stupid questions, they answered them, because everybody starts clueless.

It doesnt matter how young or old or who they are either- everyone starts somewhere. And lord knows, I’ve had some people ask me some stupid questions. My government teacher came to me yesterday and asked me that exact question i mentioned above, and I answered it. He’s a 40-something year old dude. He’s trying to learn.

My little brother is 9, and asked me once if being gay meant that I wanted to kiss every girl i met. Was it a stupid question by my standards? yes. Did I answer it like it was any other normal question? Also yes.

Insulting people who are trying to learn is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever encountered. It can literally mean the difference between someone becoming part of the community or trying to take us down. We judge that; we control how we educate. 

Do yourself a favor and educate. Everyone starts somewhere, and it’s our job to help them along, not tear them down.

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