loving this concept
Anonymous asked:
My parents made me sleep in separate room at young age because I farted too much :(
tariqah answered:
WHALEHKSHSLSHWKSUKSSUKSHAJSHAHDHSHKSHSKSHSDHDKDHSKDHDJHSJSHSHSJSHSKSHSKS SCREAM
I’m sorry anon but this is so funny this is literally like Pumbaa’s backstory from the Lion King… I can’t take it anymore
A Midsummer Night’s Dream [x]
What with the Mercutio/Romeo kiss from the other day I feel like I should have a tag specifically for “men kissing in Shakespeare plays even though it’s not in the text, but after 400 years of unresolved sexual tension it’s time.”
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Whaaat this is the most over the top dip-and-kiss I’ve ever seen and I love it
“The new She-Ra isn’t what I want women to look like, which means she looks like a man! The show has different sexualities and body types, what SJW garbage! How am I supposed to jack off to this?”
“The one black director of Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse is a leftist on Twitter who supports antifa! That means this movie is SJW soyboy propaganda! I’m boycotting!”
“MCU Captain Marvel doesn’t have an ass and doesn’t Smile Enough! Brie Larson is an SJW with a cunty looking face! And why does this Marvel Rising cartoon exist? This is just feminazi shit like in the comics!”
“Star Wars is about Mary Sues and SJW shit now! It’s ruined!”
“What is happening to the entertainment industry?!?! Wahhh SJW feminazi cuck snowflake libtard soy ruining everything!!!!”
ruinedchildhood