No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead
today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.
the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes
are you ok
pomy granite
AU inspired by this video
Everyone in Paris knows who Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Hawkmoth are except those 3. After all, similar hairstyles, ages, and voices identical. Hawkmoth everyone guessed as the butterflies and Gabriel always being away
Alya: I just don’t get why she didn’t tell me. I have given her every opening
Nino: Maybe it’s to keep you safe?
Alya: She gave me a miraculous!
Nino: Then I have no answers
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Akuma attacks school
Nino: we better all go run and hide
Adrien: Great idea. Oh no, I’ve tripped around the corner. Go on without me
Marinette: I left my bag in the classroom!
Nino: Are they deliberately being obvious or are they just dumb
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Nino: Alya, do you think Gabriel is giving Adrien something to make him stupid? Maybe didn’t actually teach him anything while he was being homeschooled?
Alya: Why do you ask?
Nino: Well Gabriel, sorry, Hawkmoth sent this akuma that attacked their house and Adrien honestly believed saying he had to go have a shower multiple times was a believable excuse
Alya: Well, did Marinette finally notice?
Nino: She believed him!
Alya: Made kwamis make you idiots? Is there a kwami of intelligence we could pair up with them?
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Chloe: I have literally pretended to be Ladybug now. Did they say anything?
Alya: At the same time I said you were ladybug and went after you and they did nothing. Chat Noir even believed it
Rose: Prince Ali has a friend who is coming to Paris. Think maybe if she said they were besties Marinette would finally snap?
Volpina happens
Alya: How did Marinette not saying anything as herself?!
Nino: How did Adrien not notice or piece things together?!
Lila: It’s ok. I have a plan.
Chameleon happens
Alya: She challenged Lila’s story. She said they weren’t friends. I asked for proof and…nothing.
Nino: I was there and even I don’t believe ladybug didn’t crash into the next class
Lila: Well, Gabriel still thinks everyone doesn’t know he’s hawkmoth
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Hawkmoth: Foiled again! Next time I will get your miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir
Nathalie: Have you thought maybe you could know them as civilians?
Hawkmoth: Impossible
Nathalie: Maybe one is even closer than you think?
Hawkmoth:….
Nathalie:…..
Hawkmoth: Are you ladybug?
Marinette changes ‘Lila’ to ‘Liar’ in everyone’s phone one day. Once people notice and change it back, she organises the autocorrect to change ‘Lila’ to ‘Lying Indecent Legit Antichrist.’ She quickly changes realising that may border on bullying….the autocorrect now changes ‘Lila’ to ‘Lie-la’
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Alya: We saw a wedding on the way home from school yesterday and started talking about our future weddings.
Marinette: Seating charts are going to be a nightmare
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Luka: So what is your class like? Juleka never says much
Marinette: They are incredible at back flips.
Luka: That’s surprising
Marinette: One moment I’m their everyday ladybug and the next I’m the villain. They are also super trusting though some may call it gullible
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Chat (as appears on balcony): Princess, did you break another heart?
Marinette: Just was thinking if leaving a copy of ‘boy who cried wolf’ beside Lila would be too on the nose
Chat: Didn’t you say you were taking the high road
Marinette: You’re right. A presentation on the Salem witch trials the costs and how friends betrayed each other would be much more effective
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Lila: Here Marinette, some salt for your lunch
Marinette: Thanks Lila, have some chili, the heat should remind you of home
Lila: What?
Marinette: Hell.
Max: According to some writers hell is actually cold
Marinette: Lila thoughts? After all you’d know
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Ladybug: I think I’m going to hang around Lila for a bit
Chat: Why?
Ladybug: She says we are apparently friends and I would hate for her to be akumatised again.
15 minutes later
Lila: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Ladybug: I thought we were besties.
Lila: argh, I hate you
Ladybug: Don’t be like that. You just never open up to me. You should really leave your shell and be more honest
Lila: Why are you even doing this?
Ladybug: Are you acting like this because of your sheltered life?
Chat suddenly appearing: Stop it Ladybug or you’ll pull a muscle
Ladybug: Maybe we should all clam down?
They will have the ability to unite/combine the Miraculous

Question: What is the excuse that Marinette and Adrien are going to give their parents to travel?
Answer: Maybe they will already know the secret identities, MAYBE

Question: Will Adrien know that Marinette likes him?
Answer: Deep down, he knows
Marinette: So, what was your scariest moment on the fencing team?
Kagami: When I tried to steal one of your bakery’s cookies from Adrien’s locker one time.
(submitted by @augment-techs)
Q&A Summary
Jeremy was asked questions by fans at the panel, don’t read if you don’t want know some stuff
Will we see Marinette with loose hair?
Yes, and with a dress
What’s to be expected from the new Brazilian character?
She’s a girl
Will all kwamis be handed out?
There’s a lot of kwamis. We will explain where they come from
Will there be characters from other countries?
Yes. From China, USA (specifically New York)
Will Ladybug travel to other countries?
Yes, since danger will be greater
Will we see Marinette and Adrien aged up?
Yes
So we know about the animated movie but what happened to the live action?
Long story short, it got cancelled lol
Was Gabriel always strict? Even before Emilie disappeared?
You will see in the animated movie


