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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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blackmoonflesh:
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“ I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off
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mika-misaki2

I don’t know who Megan Kelly is but I wanna piss her off

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

dis bitch

blackgirlsinlove

“Verifiable fact” 😭😂

trebled-negrita-princess

I’d PISS ON HER tbh

furbearingbrick

btw Saint Nicholas, whom Santa Claus is based on, was a black guy

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and we don’t know exactly what jesus looked like, but here’s an artistic reconstruction of an average 20-something male from his ethnic group at the time

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DOES THIS LOOK FUCKING WHITE TO YOU

edgaristhefox

I want this post everywhere

lovelyladylunacy

jesus was represented more or less accurately as an ethnically jewish arab man up until the reign of pope alexander vi, in the late 15th century. since he was viciously persecuting roman jews during this time, alexander wanted to make them less sympathetic to the public, and did so in part by ordering that portrayals of jesus be based off of his son, cesare borgia.

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the reason “jesus is white” is because someone purposefully attempted to alter the perception of history to benefit his goal of persecuting a targeted ethnic group.

blackmoonflesh

Wow, more proof the Borgias were trash.

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vinebox

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

pocmemes

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cry-is-trash13

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

parlezvousladybug

Legend

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