skin is just people crust
the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”
u r on drugs
nope
people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?
me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.
“do not mistake composure for ease”
me: *has a literal mountain of uncompleted tasks*
also me: *decides to learn russian at 3.a.m*
cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes
and????
ruinedchildhood