I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.
And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.
WAIT
…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.
we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?
LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!
oh you sweet summer child
I actually made this a button last convention
Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now
explain pls
No
What are lemons??
Bless.
How about when you got real zesty and tagged something as a lemon-lime?
Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.
honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out
This one shot is dedicated to @ladyblargh, for just being a really funny and positive person!
When an young man is rejected for being ‘incompatible’ he turns into the akuma ‘Amalgam’ able to fuse two people together.
And later Adrien and Marinette would debate if it was lucky or unlucky that they got hit.
(Links in reblog.)
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“I’m sorry Robért, but we just aren’t compatible.”
Two and a half years of on and off dating, and this was how she was ending it. The woman he was desperately in love with. she had turned him down again and again, until he finally wore her down. But then she would break it off and see another guy, and when that inevitably failed, she begrudging get back together with him. Why couldn’t she see they were made for each other? Why? WHY!?
His Juliet had left him speechless, gasping for words. But she was gone now…and a cold feeling clamped on his throat. His only companion in the lonely street was the small stuffed pig in his hand. It was supposed to be a gift, but he didn’t even get the chance to give it to her.
Poor Robért didn’t even see the black butterfly touch his little pig.
“Amalgam,” a dark voice whispered in his ears. “You’ve been rejected by someone who thought you were ‘incompatible’. I’m giving you the power to fuse two people together, and prove to her that no one is truly compatible after all! In exchange, all I ask is for you to take Chat Noir and Ladybug’s Miraculous!”
“Understood Hawkmoth!” Black and purple smoke covered the newest victim, taking a very average looking man and turning him into a fashion nightmare. Paisley and plaid, polka dots and stripes, patterns that clashed and complementary color combinations that made the eyes burn. A staff formed in his other hand, green on one end and red on the other.
“All shall fall prey to heartbreak!”
Tikki: You know when Adrien said take the high road he meant be nice
Marinette: I am
Tikki: Placing classmate’s lost objects in the back row?
Marinette: They’ll be safe there as no one will see it
Tikki : Putting bandages and wrist braces in Lila’s locker?
Marinette: She said she had a bad wrist
Tikki: Putting safety goggles next to the napkins?
Marinette: Max was afraid one could cut his eye open
Tikki : Always telling Alya to just spend time with Nino
Marinette: She said she wanted more time with Nino. That’s why they sat together in class. I’m trying to support their relationship
Tikki : Doing a science presentation on tinnitus, and history present on greatest liars and cheats in history?
Marinette: I find Barnum’s life very interesting considering how bad he was compared to his musical versions and thought a comparison to Shakespeare who was a great creator of illusion through words could be interesting. Finishing with Volpina and Rena created a modern day example of good and bad uses of illusion
Tikki : And the science presentation?
Marinette: After the music festival where Juleka’s mum had the speakers so high I was worried about all our hearing
Tikki
: And getting Max to create Robostus Markov a friend that fact check’s everything that is said
Marinette: Helping Alya achieve journalistic standards of reporting?
Edit: My bad I accidently called Markov by akuma name. Thanks to the person who corrected me
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