Me: Ah yes. Christmas eve. Can’t wait for Christmas!
My brother: [wakes me up at the ripe time of 5 am on Christmas morning]
Me:
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! (if you are not celebraing then I wish you a lovely and peaceful day.)
Marinette gets Lila one of those scratch off maps for Christmas. None of them will scratch off except for Italy and France
Lila: I think this is broken
Marinette: No, it’s one that only scratches off where you have actually been
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Chloe: As I am so gracious, I got everyone in the class a gift. Here you go Lie-la
Lila: Thanks….He’s just not that into you. Classy.
Chloe: I thought the book may be relevant to your current situation
Lila: I’m glad you liked the book so much you decided to pass your copy along to me. Though it’s a bit cheap gifting your old belongings
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Bustier: Here you go Chloe, I got you a small gift. Thank you for being in my class this year
Marinette: Hold on!
Marinette scribbles on it
Marinette: There you go, now you can think of both of us!
Bustier: That wasn’t very nice. Apologise
Marinette: Oh, so when the rich blonde girl ruins my gift it’s ok and I get scolded, but when I do I get scolded?!
Bustier: Marinette
Marinette: It’s not permanent marker and will wipe off
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Ladybug bursts into the classroom
Ladybug: My good friend Marinette told me all about you guys and I remembered so many of you from your akumatisations! So I decided to drop in and wish you all happy holidays! For Alya…your gift is in the back row. For Chloe, I bee hair clip so you can have one you didn’t steal - don’t worry I won’t ask for it back. For Max, safety goggles so no napkins can hurt your precious eyes!
Nino: What about Lila as you are such good friends?
Ladybug: Lila….Oh! The girl akumatised like 3 times and works with hawkmoth and always lies! Seriously though Lie-la was an akuma name and bad pun, haha. Sorry, my bad. I got you an oyster shucker and parashoot so next time you get akumatised and defeated on top of the Eiffel Tower you can get yourself down
Adrien: Ladybug, isn’t that a little-
Ladybug: I’m sorry Adrien, you’re right I should have dealt with this better. Taken the highroad and all that. I guess there’s only one way to fix this - Lila, Adrien, here are two movie tickets for the Harry Potter marathon. They are showing the first 3 movies. I think the 9 hours together may just help Lila feel better
Adrien: ….I hate you so much right now
Ladybug: Oh, we finally going to say no? Take the highroad of polite rejection? Or are we going along with it so Lila’s feelings aren’t hurt?
Smirking Ladybug turns to leave
Adrien: Wait a second Ladybug.
Ladybug: Yes?
Adrien: Mistletoe.
Before she can react Adrien has planted a quick kiss on her lips
Ladybug: You win this round Agreste.
Adrien blushing but so proud of himself as Ladybug trips over her own feet trying to exit
Ladybug: How is that the highroad?!
With the petty quartet stuff and Gabriel/Nathalie shipping Adrienette:
Adrien and Marinette finally go on an actual date. Gabriel akumatises someone to keep everyone away from the happy couple and make sure nothing can go wrong
Chloe sees a picture of Adrien and Marinette? Bam, photo erased off the internet and Chloe is locked in the hotel without a phone
Lila is about to walk around the corner? Suddenly she’s very far away and her lies of being in a different country are finally honest
Adrien fans trying to track him down? A very good look a like is signing photos at a random park very far away
Just anything that could possibly go wrong in suddenly fixed
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Marinette: Gabe you look tired
Gabriel: You have absolutely no idea
Nathalie: How was your date?
Marinette: It was going good until Alya texted me with rumours of an akuma in Paris that was incredibly stealthy so we decided to head back to be safe. Anyway, I have to go
Nathalie: ….Gabriel
Gabriel: Yes?
Nathalie: Did you akumatise someone so those idiots could have the perfect date?
Gabriel: ….yes. But I called back my akuma now
Nathalie: I had already hired people to ensure those two were undisturbed
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Ladybug: Chat did you find anything?
Chat: No, my lady
Ladybug: Maybe they were just rumours
chat: No, queen bee put out her signal and reception at the hotel was out
Ladybug: Overreacting maybe? Just an provider problem? Either way sucks
Chat: On a date or something
Ladybug: Yeah, with this dense guy I’ve liked forever. He used to always say I was just a “good friend” despite touching me and other stuff. Maybe it’s a sign
Chat: Any guy who would dismiss you as just a “friend” is an idiot
Ladybug: For some reason I have this cringe urge.
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Gabriel: How was your date with Marinette?
Adrien: Date? We were just-
Gabriel: Boy if you hurt that girl I will honestly throw you out on the street
Adrien: Oh so all this neglect was just building up to the official abandonment. Got it
Gabriel: I am not joking
Adrien: There are already a dozen roses waiting on her desk for her and here are some engagement rings I found online
Gabriel: Better.
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Gabriel: Sorry again about your date. I heard more from Adrien
Marinette: Well, if someone had provided a good role model for what love looks like maybe things would be different.
Tom, attempting to insult Chat Noir: good thing you rejected my daughter, she’s not into furries
Marinette, in a cage: he has a point tho
Chat Noir: meowch :(
Sometime After Alya, Nino, and Chloe get to keep their miraculous.
Akuma: *Attacks*
Marinette: I need to go to the bathroom. *Rushes out*
Adrien: I need to go to the bathroom too. *Rushes out*
Alya: I left something in my locker. *Rushes out*
Nino: I left something in my locker as well. *Rushes out.
Chloe: Pollen, Buzz On!
after difficult akumas when chat takes a hit for lb, they meet up after recharging and she just lies on his chest and listens to his heartbeat
ruinedchildhood
