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[blissfully-winter]

TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[halakitalot]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!

[iamnotbitten]

TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY

[gray-colored-life]

CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER

[the-same-lie-twice]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

[shin-holly]

CHRIST

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[i-am-a-fish]

imagine being scared of ur own post

[i-am-a-fish]

eek!!

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[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

Originally posted by submersivemedia

Originally posted by southern-values

Originally posted by awidevastdominion

Originally posted by cvasquez

Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx

Originally posted by assian-candor

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

[tolkienteacher]

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

[bara-zoku]

I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised. 

[kaasknot]

via @trillgutterbug

[nassadii]

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[mlincorrectquotes]

Mayor Bourgeois: This generation can’t take a joke.

Chloe: Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long. We just don’t like RACIST jokes.

Jean the Butler (whispering): There’s my girl.

(submitted by @augment-techs)

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[lenoreofraven]

People from Lila’s old class happen to see her walking with people from Bustier’s class. Old friends still believe her lies

Girl A: Lila?! It’s been too long! I would ask why you never called but guessing travelling on Jagged’s private jet makes time fly

Girl B: This girl is amazing! She once saved Clara’s dog from the runway as a plane was about to take off

Guy: Plus she is dating Chat Noir. Ladybug is so jealous of her

Alya:…..

Nino:……

Mylene:……

Alix: Hey, Lila?

Lila: Yeah

Alix:  I thought you travelled on Ali’s jet

Lila: I’ve been on both. Depends who is where

Alix: And saved Jagged’s cat from a runway

Lila: I spend a lot of time at airports. 

Alix: And you and Ladybug were besties?

Lila: We made up

Girl A: Has Lila ever told you about how she turned Adrien Agreste down and has modelled for Audrey Bourgeois in New York?!

Nino: That’s interesting because I could have sworn Adrien always tried to get away from you

Alya: And Chloe would have mentioned if you modelled for her mother

Girl A: Lila I finally brought that album covered you designed for Jagged! Still can’t believe that Marinette girl stole the credit. Do you mind signing it?

Alya: Seriously, Lila? 

Girl B: Lila, what’s going on? 

Nino: We’re Lila’s classmates from her new school and there’s some miscommunication. See, Adrien Agreste is my best friend and is in our class and avoids Lila like the plague. Chloe Bourgeois is also in the class. Marinette is in the class as well, my best friend, revealer of Lila’s lies and designed the glasses and album cover for Jagged Stone, babysits Nadja’s kid, and helped with the concept of Clara’s video so no, Lila didn’t design that cover.

Alya: And this is Alix, daughter of a Louvre curator. Mylene, daughter of the famous mine Fred Haprele. Nino, professional DJ. I’m-

Guy: Wait, are you Alya?! The girl Lila hired to be the face of the ladyblog while she did all the write ups and organised interviews and travelled?

Alya: Bitch you better not have

Truth gets revealed there to everyone and Lila learns that if you are going to lie, at least keep track of them.

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[pineapple-princess-peacock]

I would just like to remind everyone he did this

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[gaypeopletwitter]

[whistleandnut]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

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[mutantapologist]

When choosing an outfit you should ask yourself: “do I look like a character in an 80s movie, a fucking idiot or Gay”

If you have to say no to all three, your outfit sucks

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[completelykorra]

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

[ruusalor]

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”