Fandom: wow Mayura was a v satisfying end to season 2 can’t wait for season 3 in 2019-
Chameleon: lol hi see u December 1st
Fandom: wait what-
Brazil leaks: haha so like kwami swap is canon
Fandom: WAIT BUT-
Season 3 preview: MARICHAT-MAS BOIIIIIIIII
Adrien: I am single, the only thing that screws me on a regular basis is life.
(Marinette turns to alya)
Marinette: I’m considering changing my first name.
Alya: To what?
Marinette: Life
Marinette has lost one earring, so she doesn’t have enough to transform but Lila (who stole it for hawkmoth) can’t do much with it either. Hawkmoth has instructed Lila on how to control a kwami so Tikki is currently hanging around Lila.
Lila: You have the powers of creation right? I’m going to be late for school conjure me a car
Tikki: Say please
Lila: Please.
Tikki creates for her a remote control car.
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Tikki creates multiple sets of earrings so Lila has to struggle every morning to grab the right earring and make Tikki appear.
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Lila: Marinette dare to question me?! Create me a signed…no, create me a video of Jagged thanking me
Tikki conjures a video of a Jagged stone impersonator thanking Lila for finally leaving him alone
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Lila: OK, I’m going to be very specific. Create for me a love potion that will make Adrien fall in love with me and forget Marinette.
Tikki pauses for a moment then smirks. She creates a love potion as requested. It does make Adrien temporarily fall in love….with a girl called Me who is new to the school. She also coincidentally looks like Marinette.
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Plagg: I see you’ve escaped for a second. I’m trying to find a time to cataclysm her that won’t traumatise Adrien
Tikki: Don’t worry about it. I’m having fun
Plagg: ok?
Tikki: I’ve given her the worst luck, created elephants in her room, and pull the genie trick of granting literal wishes
Plagg: Be careful
Tikki: I’m thinking of creating her a talking lifesized Ladybug doll that follows her around
Plagg:….Create one for Adrien while you’re at it;
(as we don’t know what Tikki can do I’m just rolling with she can create anything)
are you a sun or moon lesbian? a sky or sea lesbian? a book or movie lesbian? a beanie or baseball cap lesbian? a makeup or no makeup lesbian? a rain or sun lesbian? a photography or painting lesbian? a chocolate or vanilla lesbian?
I FINISHED IT. (There’s more chapters, though.)
(Available on Ao3 and FF.net. Links in Reblog)
When Adrien Agreste is scheduled to go to a Military School in Germany, Chat Noir must make a critical decision. Does he give up his Miraculous? Or does he give up Adrien?
I’ll save you the trouble of guessing, he gives up Adrien.
I’ve written court scenes before, but always in America. France has slightly different protocol when it comes to the Justice system. But, I’m not an expert. One noticeable change is that they don’t have a Jury in cases of terrorism, the other is that they have 9 judges (which is kind of like a jury) with one presiding judge called a president, who does most of the questioning. I’m sure there’s plenty more differences, but this is what I’m going with because I couldn’t find many english articles to help. So lawyers out there, sorry!
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It is generally known to wear a suit to court. Adrien was, in fact, suited up, though Skintight leather was a bit different from what everyone else was wearing. And they weren’t even in the courtroom yet.
Chat Noir and Ladybug sat together on a bench, outside the courtroom, in a secluded hallway. Vaulted ceilings and polish marble added to the depressing aura of the hall. Dr. Florin Rayne stood nearby, glancing over his notes. He was the lawyer that Mayor Bourgeois had appointed to run this trial. He seemed like a nice man, a little cold, but he was sharp as a tack and the best in the business.
Marinette: [phone starts ringing]
Alya: [looks to see who’s calling]
Alya: [chuckling] You still call your father ‘daddy’, Mari?
Marinette: [looks at Alya with a completely straight face and answers the phone]
Marinette: Hey Chat.
Alya: [chokes]
So I haven’t finished any piece of fanfiction in like five months, so who really knows what this is
@1kittynoir1 requested a Marichat Mistletoe drabble, so here it is! Sorry it took me so long, but I made it a bit longer than the promised 1000 words so hopefully that makes up for its lack of timeliness. Hope you enjoy! :)
The soft pitter patter of rain falling against the roof had long since turned into a thunderous downpour, loud enough to dull any other noises in Marinette’s empty home.
She usually hated it when her parents had to be away for the weekend, as it left her alone with too much time and not enough sound to occupy the space.
Before becoming a superhero, she’d often talked to herself in these moments, narrating her life or imagining conversations with people she knew or playfully teasing herself when she tripped up the stairs. Since Tikki had become a permanent fixture in her life, however, she no longer felt the urge to fill the house with empty words or unfulfilled fantasies when she could instead enjoy the company of a real friend.
But on certain nights when the wind was loud and the rain hard, they didn’t speak. The creaking sounds of a girl climbing up the stairs couldn’t be heard over such a roaring storm. Neither could the gentle hum of a sewing machine or the crumbling of a chocolate chip cookie into a tiny god’s mouth or the soft thump of a stealthy cat landing on a balcony.
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