Same energy
I really wish adrien and marinette had stayed sitting next to each other in class bc the moment adrien sat next to her I had this whole reveal scenario flash through my head where plagg poofs into maris bag to be with tikki, and since mari already knows plagg, when she opens her bag to find both kwamis there she’s like “plAGg!!?? wot r u dOing here where’s chat” and plaggs like “I just wanted 2 be with tikki calm ur tits” and maris like “pl A GG” and so of course, mari being mari, she didn’t rly remember to whisper any of that, like she didn’t scream but adrien sitting next to her definitely hears and he’s just frozen trying to process what he just heard like
Hawkmoth: Did you…did you just grab my akuma?
Marinette: Sure did Hawky.
Hawkmoth: I’m going to guess this is another vent session for you?
Marinette: Maybe…
Hawkmoth: Don’t you have friends you can do this with?
Marinette: You are just like everyone else never listening. OK, my ‘friends’ are kind of trash. They dismiss any negative feelings I may have as being related to a boy. Lila comes in with all her lies - by the way, I’ve met Jagged and he never had a cat - then just believe her
Hawkmoth: Huh-uh
Marinette: By the way, thanks for the Nine Nine recommendation. Totally worth it. But how dare you not tell me we’re in between seasons and that cliff hanger?
Hawkmoth: You watched it all in a week?
Marinette: Would have done it in 3 days but school apparently is a thing
Hawkmoth: There are 112 episodes
Marinette: That’s only 45 hours.
Hawkmoth: You have so much potential if you just-
Marinette: Did get me thinking. Why not akumatise a thief or a corrupt cop or someone who already had the skills to take a miraculous?
Hawkmoth: Usually if they’re competent they may just take it for themselves
Marinette: OK, ok, but surely that is still a better bet than, say, sending a baby
Hawkmoth: You are still on that?
Marinette: Seriously, why? And why twice? Why -
Hawkmoth: It’s about opportunity
Marinette: I miss the old you. Back when you were all ‘you have potential’ and ‘I’ll darken your heart.’ Now you’re just all ‘blah, blah, this conversation is boring blah blah’
Hawkmoth: If you aren’t going to let me akumatise you can I go?
Marinette: Can I just finish venting first?
Hawkmoth: …..Fine. But when I akumatise your parents next week it’s on you
Marinette: Nah, they won’t fall for it, but fine. Dad is annoying anyway. Last night Chat just crashes onto my roof and because I’m spooked I just tell him I love him. So dad sees this and decides to invite him to breakfast
Hawkmoth: So, you are venting because chat noir, the person I am trying to get the miraculous of, is coming to your house, completely relaxed, and you’ll be spending time with him?
Marinette: Yeah, like he’s a hero, surely he would have better things to do
Hawkmoth: You know that is-
Marinette: I know, I know, perfect little agent. Problem is you’ve shown more emotions means stronger powers and I’m not super negative or want to hurt him so at worst I would just be like, I don’t know, the Piratcy. A pirate taking away people’s privacy or some really lame pun. Then chat would defeat me because, well, you always lose even when you clearly spend months on a perfect plan because you forget lucky charm is a thing or to actually take the miraculous or don’t account for decoys. So, is it even worth trying?
Hawkmoth: You are my least favourite Parisian
Marinette: So…have any love advice? Netflix recommendations? Good french toast recipes?
Hawkmoth: ….
Marinette:…..
Hawkmoth: Just be honest, patient, and respect their wishes. The Good Place is amazing and A Series of Unfortunate Events has season 3 starting in two weeks. Egg, milk, cinnamon, a tiny dash of vanilla, a touch of sugar, use Challah bread thickly cut, cook in butter. Chocolate in the middle if you’re looking for something more
Marinette: Thanks Hawky. See you next week
Hawkmoth: Not if the season 1 finale gets you akumatised first
Marinette: If it does, I’m so going after your miraculous
Ok voltron but every brogane reunion is that scene from Madagascar, like
Tfw ur finally reuniting with your bro and then find out he got himslef kicked out of school
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