“The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there. On such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn’t allow it!”
I wanna make pancakes but it’s only 4:22 am.
Those are the times I wished I wouldn’t live with my parents.
Why can’t you make pancakes at 4:22 AM?
I would wake them up … The kichen supplies are pretty loud.
I can’t believe this got so many notes xD
Guys … To answer you questions: The kitchen supplies are too loud because the bowls are metal, the whisk as well and it’s an electronic one. I am also pretty clumsy. My parents can sleep in only very few times in year a d this is one of these times, I love them and am greatful they give me pocket money, also I was tired as fuck, Life makes easy things way to complicated for some reason lmfao.
But now I can make some pancakes.
also for some reason I thought 4:22 am was a more unreasonable hour… Then I woke up and was like… bruh that’s only half an hour until 5 am…
I was tired as fuck, you see.
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
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