With the petty quartet stuff and Gabriel/Nathalie shipping Adrienette:
Adrien and Marinette finally go on an actual date. Gabriel akumatises someone to keep everyone away from the happy couple and make sure nothing can go wrong
Chloe sees a picture of Adrien and Marinette? Bam, photo erased off the internet and Chloe is locked in the hotel without a phone
Lila is about to walk around the corner? Suddenly she’s very far away and her lies of being in a different country are finally honest
Adrien fans trying to track him down? A very good look a like is signing photos at a random park very far away
Just anything that could possibly go wrong in suddenly fixed
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Marinette: Gabe you look tired
Gabriel: You have absolutely no idea
Nathalie: How was your date?
Marinette: It was going good until Alya texted me with rumours of an akuma in Paris that was incredibly stealthy so we decided to head back to be safe. Anyway, I have to go
Nathalie: ….Gabriel
Gabriel: Yes?
Nathalie: Did you akumatise someone so those idiots could have the perfect date?
Gabriel: ….yes. But I called back my akuma now
Nathalie: I had already hired people to ensure those two were undisturbed
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Ladybug: Chat did you find anything?
Chat: No, my lady
Ladybug: Maybe they were just rumours
chat: No, queen bee put out her signal and reception at the hotel was out
Ladybug: Overreacting maybe? Just an provider problem? Either way sucks
Chat: On a date or something
Ladybug: Yeah, with this dense guy I’ve liked forever. He used to always say I was just a “good friend” despite touching me and other stuff. Maybe it’s a sign
Chat: Any guy who would dismiss you as just a “friend” is an idiot
Ladybug: For some reason I have this cringe urge.
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Gabriel: How was your date with Marinette?
Adrien: Date? We were just-
Gabriel: Boy if you hurt that girl I will honestly throw you out on the street
Adrien: Oh so all this neglect was just building up to the official abandonment. Got it
Gabriel: I am not joking
Adrien: There are already a dozen roses waiting on her desk for her and here are some engagement rings I found online
Gabriel: Better.
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Gabriel: Sorry again about your date. I heard more from Adrien
Marinette: Well, if someone had provided a good role model for what love looks like maybe things would be different.
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