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tia582

No Powers

tia582

@marichatmay

“Are you sure about this?” Marinette questioned her super powered friend, “I mean it’s not like I don’t believe you….. Its just that…”

“You don’t believe me.” He crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow. Marinette and Chat Noir stood in her room debating how strong Chat Noir is with and without his powers considering he was always carrying her.

“Chat, you’re a super hero, your powers are half of your abilities, and honestly I’m sure Ladybug would agree with me.” Marinette chuckled knowing she would if Chat ever asked her hidden persona.

“I can totally do it! I’m strong outside the mask too!” He was adamant he could do A lot of things with and without the mask like his persona. Marinette turned around to grab the Chat Noir mask he wore once in a while when he didn’t want tp be in costume visiting at night. She gave it to him along with a black jacket and turned around. He detransformed and put on the disguise. “Come here.” Their argument had been if he could carry her around like Chat could do so easily running around. “I work out, my line of work actually requires me to be fit.” He said As-a-matter-of-factly.

“Listen, I know you can hold me, but for long periods of time and running around too?” Anyone would get tired eventually.” She walked up to him and lifted her arms. “Knock yourself out Chat.” He looked her up and down. “What?”

“I’m just thinking how I should carry you. Princess style, piggy back, should I throw you over my shoulder like a sack of flour?” Marinette playfully punched him and they laughed.

“Well you mostly carry me princess style so lets do that one.” She hopped into his arms and he ran around the room jumping on her chairs and spinning her making her laugh. This continued for awhile and he was becoming a bit tired. “You’re doing good kitty, I underestimated you. But what if I was unconscious?” She smirked then announced, “Dead Weight!!” And let her whole body just flop and turn to putty.

“Why!? How!? Why does this make people seem heavier!?” Chat Noir tripped on the carpet and they both fell on the floor. Under mumbles he called plagg to transform again. Once in costume again he lifted her over his head like it was nothing. “Ha Haaaa!” He yelled as if he just won something.

“I’ll give you props, you lasted longer than I thought you would.”

He put her down. “Powers or no powers, I will always come to save you.” He gazed into her eyes.

“Powers or no powers, I’ll always wait for you to come.”

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banananinja136

Anti wolf heck collar

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

heatandapathy

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

castle-engineer

I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.

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itsmyspookyhour

I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor

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They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big

fairygothprince

you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog 

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they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.

littlecofiegirl

All I see are Good Pupps. 

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killuwa

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

killuwa

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THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

sad-sad-sage

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

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Source: killuwa