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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
angelrin89
ghostoctopusink

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

vintar

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holy shit you’re right

janedoodles

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

achievement-hunter

#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything

artzypaw

I can’t stop laughing

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gracesalty
phantomgrace:
“artzypaw:
“thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ xanthas927:
“ blackcatkin:
“ catbountry:
“ lolfactory:
“ My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket
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@thefingerfuckingfemalefury
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“HOW...
lolfactory

My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket


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catbountry

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blackcatkin

bETRAYED

xanthas927

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“HOW COULD YOU TRICK ME LIKE THIS”

artzypaw

@phantomgrace

phantomgrace

When the teacher says you will have no homework at the beginning of class, and at the end, she’s all like “write this essay, read these packets, read the book, work on the project and answer the questions in the book.”

artzypaw

And then when you get to class the next day some students bring it up and she’s like “wat?” And then by the end of the class they’re all like “and the. Twice as much as last time”

gracesalty
getrricked

BILL? RICK? STAN!

artzypaw

This is gonna be me, you and nela in the future Nela is the robber bc she went crazy cuz no one loved her You the cop bc job is more important than love And me the civilian bc I got a life and stole Neal’s BBies @phantomgrace 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😭😭

phantomgrace

@artzypaw oh my god, yessssssss. I feel like Antonela would be the civilian though, because if the way he was freaking out. I may be he robber, and you’d be the cop. But you’d shoot me anyways. 😂😂😂😘🌯

artzypaw

Actually, now thinking about it, when the civilian recognizes the robber I totally see Nela’s face there.
YES, I could be the cop bc I have a life and you could be the robber bc you are always teasing Antonela
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😭😭😭

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artzypaw

@phantomgrace BEAR AND ANTON

phantomgrace

OH MY GOD, 100%.
“Anton, I’ve found a better life without you.”
“But Bear…”
“No, my life would be better…”
“But you can’t leave… I’m pregnant…”
😘❤️😂😭😑😖😩

artzypaw

Then, With their phones, Jose and Rob come in
“YOU CANT BE- he is with me”
“Shut up Jose, our son is pregnant and we couldn’t even tell. We were just talking about his glow.”
“ …”
“ …”
“Never mind have fun with your new life BB- I’m leaving”
😂😂😂 he just quits life bc his parents are so obsessed with his love life

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