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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
miraculer
chatnoirs-baton

IS THAT LEG OVER LEG?!

THIGH OVER THIGH?!?!!?

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littleblackchat

lol go back and watch Bubbler and look at their legs when they first get trapped in the bubble (when they’re still on the ground).

sarahcada

Oh, you mean this, @littleblackchat​?

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Let’s take a closer look:

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Bonus:

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(I have no gif skills to save my life, so here, take these screencaps from @mlsubbing‘s release.)

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YAAAAAAAASSS, thank you, @sarahcada I couldn’t find them!

LIKE LOOK AT THAT FIRST ONE, NO WONDER CHAT COULDN’T THINK OF A PLAN, HE’S HALF OF A LADYBUG PRETZEL.

miraculer

ALSO IN THE EVILLUSTRATOR EPISODE IM 90% SURE SHE SWINGS A LEG OVER HIM

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Source: oui-ladybug
chocmarss
poryqon

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat”
I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

anabundanceofstilinskis

I feel like this needs to be Seussified. 

I will bitch about heat. 
I will bitch about cold. 
I will bitch about sunshine,
and about growing old. 

I will bitch about everything,
inside and out.
You will find there is nothing
I can’t bitch about. 

n1ghtcrwler

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butterflyinthewell

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

artzypaw

Saaame

gracesalty
cummienism

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

petalise

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

cummienism

http://ricepuritytest.com/

ivishmalik

Lol I got a 75 im too pure

gwinryelle

…I got 95. Lol I’m a beautiful cinnamon roll,too good for this world,too pure

iamtree73

84 I’m quite pure

grumpasfuck

JESUS CHRIST I GOT A 10. i have to post this shit omg

phantomgrace

96… Either really lonely or a nun.

artzypaw

I got a 97, more of a nun than any of you will ever be

Source: cockandballnurture

A Dare Too Far

A short Kim+Alix oneshot


“C’mon, it’s a dare, Alix” Nino complains along with Alya. Frustration overwhelms Alix as the two teens bombard her.

“No.” She huffs, crossing her arms to her chest and facing her back to them. “It’s stupid.”

“You’ve never backed out on a dare before!” Alya states frankly. Feeling her skin hitch, Alix grunts and shakers her head, “I said no.”

“Please!” 

“No.”

“You’re reputation though!” Alya presses; this girl was bugging her.

“No.” 

“Why not?” Nino cries while taking off his cap.

“Because-”Because… Why was she backing out of this? It was just a dare… But it was Kim, and this dare is so ridiculous that it could ruin the friendship they had. She loved making dares, it was exhilarating. Hating her self, Alix finally sighs, “Alright. But if I break Kim, it’s you guys to blame.” 

Nino and Alya’s eyes widen  and they both jump in place, “Yes! Okay, let me text him.” The brunette cheers with a sly grin on her face.

“You two aren’t going to be here.”

“We are going to stay behind a tree.” Nino responds. Alya gasps, “He said he will be here in about five.” She gives a thumbs-up, “Good luck.”

“Okay.” Her voice was calm, but inside Alix was starting to panic. She cared- she hoped that this dare wouldn’t ruin her life. Ruin her school life and her personal life.

As time passes, five minutes turn into ten and a tall, broad Kim is seen walking up to Alix.Making his way up to the girl, he smiles and rubs his nape.

“What’s up?”

Regretting this decision, she gives a cocky smirk and points up, “The sky.”

Kim laughs, “No ‘dib.” He lowers his hands down and gives a confused expression, “Where’s Alya?”

Face growing warm, Alix tries her best not to let blush engulf her cheeks. Why was she blushing? Yes, it’s embarrassing, but that’s no need to turn into a tomato.

“U-Uh, actually, wise-guy, it’s just me.”

“Okay…” Alix notices the way he awkwardly keeps his hands in his jean pockets, and the way his neck is leant forward. He’s uncomfortable.

Damn itttttttttt….

“E-Eh, I gotta say something.” She spats out, forcing herself to get the stupid words to from on her lips and into the air between them. “I dont expect you to do anything.”

“Got it.” Kim nods. He’s acting so calm; does he suspect it’s a dare? Kim was just uncomfortable two seconds ago… Has he always been so engrossed? With me?

“I uh…” Alix could feel four particular eyes on her right now, waiting for her to complete the dare. Pulling up her mental panties she stammers, “I like you.”

Small cheers were made, but she doubted anyone could hear them for they were barely audible. Looking up at Kim, she couldn’t read him. He didn’t seem amused or surprised. He didn’t look disgusted or distressed. He looked…

Hastily, Kim grasps Alix’s cheeks and leans in to close the distance between their lips. A silent squeak is made of Alix, but she almost immediately places her hands onto his broad chest and presses further.

She doesn’t care if Nino and Alya are freaking out in the background, she doesn’t care if people that are passing by see them. Alix couldn’t explain this feeling, but she just didn’t give a damn.

He kisses her lastly, gingerly parting their lips and breathing her in. Opening her eyes, Alix can see a red hue spread across his face; no doubt her face is twice as bad. 

Kim gives an airy chuckle, “That was a dare.”

Her arms drop along with her thoughts.

“Me too.”

Backing away from one another, the two teens stare at each other, not knowing what to do.

“I-um,” He coughs and begins to rub the back of his neck again, “I think I should head back…”

“Alright.” Alright was all Alix could manage. She was feeling complicated, confused. Alix wasn’t able to comprehend the situation and never saw Kim start to walk away with his head arched, hands in pockets, and crossing the street. Alix didn’t understand why she felt as if thousands of pounds were placed on her shoulders when Kim had said, “it was a dare”. Did she care?

Of course not…

Right?

Great, now she was being indecisive.

Mentally slapping herself, Alix jerked herself toward the two idiots who started this mess. She knew something bad would happen.

They were both sheepishly smiling, as if they knew something she didn’t.

Truth was, she did know what it was. 

Alix wasn’t sure she was ready to accept it.


(Okay! That’s just something short and sweet! I really do think these two dorks are meant for each other. I’m all for it :D I’m most definitely going to be writing more oneshots.)

MiraculousLadybug Kim Alix I just can't even Help Oneshot mine
godasenpai

Change a word from the last game you played for bruh

unmeix

Fire Emblem: Bruh

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Super Smash Bruh

violental

Grand Theft Bruh 5

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BlazBruh: Bruhnophantasbruh Extend.

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Donkey Bruh 64

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Payday Bruh

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World in Conflict: Bruh Assault

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pokemon alpha bruh

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Darius Burst - Bruh Saviors

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Bruh Chronicles

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animal crossing: New bruh

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UnderBruh

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Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Bruh

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Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Bruhtherhood

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Bruhs of Might and Magic

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The Elder Scrolls Bruh: Tamriel Bruh

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Bruhderlands: the bruh-sequel

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The Witcher 3: Bruh hunt.

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Blade & Bruh

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Super Mario Bruh 8

Source: 420bronzi