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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
angelrin89
angelrin89:
“silky-otaku:
“coolman229:
“kitfistovevo:
“ egaylitarian:
“ anti-sjw-pro-luxray:
“ thatoneguy202:
“ loverofpiggies:
“ mikmik121:
“ sugartalesans:
“ haylee-scribbles:
“ golden-melon:
“ dragonkeeper2002:
“ ripleybeagle:
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tachikoma

“We arent sure yet”

enigmaticagentalice

“No more prawns lol”

nb2000

“I don’t know but look how lucky we are to be alive to see it”

bugzattack

“Tell him thanks for me!”

jupiter235

“Break”

soubrettina

“I may be showing signs of my one-track mind”

obsessedwithfrozen42

“I just proved my autocorrect’s point”

not-so-secret-nerd

“I’m here”

come-forth-into-the-light

“Did you succeed in activating my card last night?”

pen-paper-aliens

“fuck you, I thought it was a good idea at the time”

foxathanmulder

Normally, people don’t start working until over a full week after the bar exam. So they probably don’t expect me to start until about the 10th or so. So they might just say start when you get back. But I just leave here at like 4 or 5 when I get off work. But idk if I’d be able to sorta set my hours to leave early.“

adieangel

“Okay!”

trustno1butacos

“Yaaaassss 👉😎👉”

pimpinchilton

“No”

drownedinlight

“Ok, well keep me posted.”

copperbadge

“If they find me dead you know who to blame.”

bobcatmoran

“Nope, not me!”

cheesethesecond

“Oh noooo”

amour-de-tous

“Can we just take a moment to appreciate his eyelashes though?”

luna-kelly

Okay Proffesor Willow, don’t take my pokemon tips.

svinjathenorsk

“She’s trynna start drama”

ridashippu

The fuckle shuckle is yous issue

theoriginalsugardaddy

“Ikr I got the good shit”

intrepimid

“You can swap as many as you want”

slendersummerseve

“I don’t think I can sleep right now”

ripleybeagle

“WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!?”

dragonkeeper2002

“(Back)”

golden-melon

“Dreams are odd”

haylee-scribbles

“Sans frowned. ‘You sure?’”

I.. I was roleplaying -///-

sugartalesans

“My burn is just killing me and I wanna sleep X [ ”

mikmik121

“Hella”

loverofpiggies

“Girl you got good food taste”

thatoneguy202

“AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”

anti-sjw-pro-luxray

“meh” Lina 2016

egaylitarian

“I just saw the hottest guy at Costco but he was like 23 so he was out of my league.” (technically, it was a snapchat message)

kitfistovevo

“ they close from 2h30-5 for some reason “ (Technically it was a skype message cause I never text anymore) 

coolman229

“Okay”

silky-otaku

“I need Canadian lessons how do they say hello?”

angelrin89

“Considering Goku didn’t even know what a bride was originally until marriage was explained to him before he re-proposed to Chichi…do you ever think about how awkward the honeymoon was? Who sat down and gave Goku ‘the talk’? Was it Chichi? Did Bulma, Yamcha, or Krillin try to explain it to him before the honeymoon? Did Roshi try to explain it only for Bulma to beat him up as they can’t have old perverts ruining Chichi’s honeymoon with his terrible advice? Did Blonde!Launch try to explain it to him in a hilarious way possible by more dakka? Did Bulma just make her parents explain it to Goku? I need answers!!!”

artzypaw

“I like that”

Source: shadowfromthestarlight Wink texts this is so funny
bittenred

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

koi-strology

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

clesktop

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

usobuki

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

artzypaw

@phantomgrace @bruh-please-dont-touch

lmao bye
godasenpai
theskaldspeaks

I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected.

pardonmewhileipanic

i wasn’t ready

bumbleshark

this is the content i like to see

amythe3lder

This is still what I think of when I see a wheel

dederants

LMFAO

artzypaw

@phantomgrace @bruh-please-dont-touch

Source: theskaldspeaks OHMYGOD