inspiration struck my ass like a bolt of lightning (olympics au or just an excuse to draw swimmer lance)
shit he does:
produces like 10 memes throughout the entire event and like 70 vines, most of them starring hunk (heavy lifting) has a shitpost liveblog twitter too
talks in memes and references. they’re so well hidden that a lot of reporters don’t even notice. people think he’s deep, he’s actually just quoting some x-files episode
kisses the camera “for mama” (probably has a thenks mather tatt on his ass)
actually gets a fanbase and v mixed responses after he smooches dat keith. a lot of people think that it’s some weird stunt to get more attention so he ends up introducing keith as his significant annoyance
“if i were a dorito i’d be a cool ranch” “i think it’s about your body” “i suddenly can’t read”
ruinedchildhood
