catsitting by Matt King
So oblivious.
How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!

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I really cant think of any thicker disney princesses……

hm still a beauty XD
It’s actually me.
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How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!

;(;(
I really cant think of any thicker disney princesses……

hm still a beauty XD
How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay….but we gotta know she’s Female, do u understand? ….she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara…smooth chest that sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got titties even tho she’s a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house and fuck my wife
Here for the commentary
When killing a spider doesn’t go as planned
i refuse to believe that this is 7 seconds only
EHHHHHHHHAWSWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOO IM SO DONE I GIVE UP ON L IFE JESUS HOLY MOTHER DAMNIT GROSS RELATABLE BC ID DESTROY THE EARTH TOO @phantomgrace
ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E
NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE
IT’S TIME
IT IS TIME
I’m okay with Halloween starting now.
I LEGIT HAVE SEP 1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON.
i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(
IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.
my body is ready
IT IS SOOO TIME
SKELETON WAR O'CLOCK!!

BOI yES
HOLLOWEEEEEEN YAS
