Oh my god
@phantomgrace another video for you
@phantomgrace omg this is so dramatic .
Decided to draw some klangst from one of @thesearchingastronaut’s streams.
Basically, it was everyone was talking about their family stories and Keith was excluded because he didn’t really have a family to talk about. And so later Lance finds him having a breakdown and comforts our sad child.
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.
Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.
The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.”
The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?”
The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.”
The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.”
The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.”
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.”
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?”
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.
The man demands the key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.
He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.
Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire.
So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.
Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.”
The man is relieved to no end.
He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.
But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
Keith finds Lance in the aftermath of battle, his suit splintered and frayed. His eyes land on the blood and his heart drops. There’s so much of it, he thinks, moving forward to keel beside Lance. He hopes that Lance is just overreacting, that the injury is nothing to worry too much about until he notices the large tear in the side of Lance’s paladin suit. Its stained a dark red at the edges and panic settles into the hollows of Keith’s chest. They couldn’t lose Lance.
Lance’s eyes crack open with significant effort. His gaze is aimless and dream-like. His eyes land on Keith’s after a moment and he offers a weak smile, that signature smirk Keith hates to admit he’s grown to love. Lance parts his lips slightly, drawing a shaking breath. With a quiet voice, he whispers finally:
“Hasta la later, Keith.”
IM FUCLKIG SOBBIN I CANT BELIEVE
WHY DID YOU DO THIS??????????
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SHITPOST
WHY AM I LAUGHING
hi i’d like to direct your attention to this screenshot of lance and coran milliseconds before the explosion and the look of outright fucking determination on lance’s face as he makes the decision to use his own body to shield coran from the blast k thx for your time
<3
me asking my parents if you can come over @artzypaw
Hahaha yah is to thst hard?
This is really cool
(Content warning for nudity, sorta – like the people are made of silver or of sand or whatever and they’re not super distinct but they’re naked)
WATCH THIS. Easily the best video I’ve seen in years. It’s not just the effects, but also the exuberance and the weird tension between the canny and uncanny. I LOVE IT.
(Track is Light It Up by Major Lazer featuring Nyla and Fuse ODG)
@foxychocolatelady okay this is really cool.
OMG THE LAST ONE
WATCH THIS IF YOU HATE/LOVE POKEMON GO
im literally pissing
@phantomgrace oh my god
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