I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.
“Come pick up your shawls and sandals” I’m dead
if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
Avengers: Endgame alternate ending where Thor gets hold of the gauntlet in the final fight to snap instead of Tony, and when he snaps, he doesn’t just wipe out Thanos’ army. With that agonizing flick of his fingers, he brings back all of Asgard and the dead Asgardians as well – both those killed by Thanos and by Hela. The gauntlet burns and shrivels his arm in the process, and while he survives, he ends up losing the arm (leaving him looking like comics!Thor–)
(Also he doesn’t dust Thanos but leaves him for Nebula and Gamora to finish off. He’s had his turn before, it’s time they get theirs. And as he staggers back to his feet, Bucky immediately points out that if he’s in the market for an arm, he knows a gal.)
The effect of Thanos’ forces turning to ash is easy enough to observe, but Thor doesn’t know if his snap worked to bring Asgard back as well until he looks up and, warily, calls out Heimdall’s name…
…And the bifrost opens.
He smiles to his companions, then takes the bridge back to the newly restored realm eternal. His friends are all there on the bridge waiting for him, and through the crowd, a familiar lean figure steps forward, smirking.
“I told you the sun would shine on us again,” Loki remarks, before Thor crushes the breath out of him in an embrace.
The king is returned. And the sun shines on Asgard in the dawn of a new age.
Mermay Day: 4
She’s treating herself
Story idea: The most wanted woman in town has announced that she’ll only marry the one who can open her front door with the key around her cat’s neck. Many men try to hunt the cat down, chase and trap it, but to no avail, the cat is simply too quick, smart and clever, and always finds a way to evade and avoid them.
You are the first one to figure out the obvious: Do not chase the cat. The cat is befriendable. Get the cat to trust you, to genuinely enjoy your company, and you can hang out with the cat. You may eventually be allowed to touch the cat. The cat will freely let you take the key.
Secondary plot twist: The woman is a shapeshifter. She is the cat.
That’s some legit fairy tale level shit right there.
Meta twist: This story is about Minerva Mcgonagall and her wife
Nathalie is worried Adrien will be taken out of school because she made a mistake in trusting Lila
Adrien is worried Nathalie got told off because he made a mistake in trusting Lila
Someone save them both
From Gabriel AND Lila ;-;
excessive amounts of melted cheese in food is gross and needs to stop as a trend
anyways while this loser is living a sad, cheeseless life, i’ll be melting a wheel of sharp cheddar cheese directly onto my naked body
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