this is the original one and it’s the funniest of them all
@phantomgrace see how long it takes for you to get this joke
tfw when ur son and ur future husband are finally bonding but theyre doing it by roasting you
dont tag as yuuri/victor/yurio pls yurio is their son whom they love
this is so pure i want this more
American Horror Story: Sims
@phantomgrace it u?
this seems very similar to my game play..
Since my iPad broke itself, here are some sketches I’ve drawn to help myself not go crazy 😅
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong
“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”
this is one of the most cursed posts on this website
I’m crying
THIS IS WORSE THAN THE CARPETED KITCHEN.
THIS DAMNED POST
@phantomgrace you can see why this is horrible for me
ruinedchildhood