My players as soon as it’s their turn, as if they didn’t know it was coming up again:
When you’re at the bottom of the order and just space out for ten years until the dm calls you out.
Peter: *leaving his suit behind and trying to enjoy his vacation only to have a monster show up and drag him into saving people again, ruining his trip*
Peter:
He just sits his ass down on all those buttons that could or could not be firing lasers into space
If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.
Bi Culture: Being attracted to Sweet Good Bois™ and girls that look like they could kill you
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