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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Part of me wishes I could date myself,
But the other part of me knows I shouldn’t because I would mess up the relationship.
Then it would be so awkward.
I would have to see my ex every time I looked in a mirror.
That would be terrible, and you can’t talk sh*t about them or blame them for the relationship failing because it was all on you.

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how about i date yourself and you can date myself

lmao like ok..? makes sense in my head me