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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

She was a walking light
Her path resplendent
I know this phrase is used quite often
But it is true

Her presence made everything all the more merrier
With her laugh and personality
She was kind and selfless
And hid her insecurities
But not from me

I was her wall
Something established
I was to her what she was to me
We were balanced
But life’s very much deplorable

Simple clothes were gowns on her
Her beauty was breathtaking
And I saw it so often
I never breathed
But she was my air

She was a walking light
Hair radiant and fair
Smile stunning and comfortable
Made me so at ease
But she’s not here

@phantomgrace

long story short I made a poem about you oops my hand slipped love you mine poem
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samandriel

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

pausequoi

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho

what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office

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lesbianathogwarts

Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.

Because they sent back two young boys.

samandriel

that last one sent me into hysterics

Source: samandriel me too^^ that's way too funny fun fact for my pocket
sacredaltean

Anonymous asked:

Let's 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 how 👏 Shiro 👏 doesn't 👏 even know 👏 Allura 👏 is 👏 alive 👏 he 👏 disappeared 👏 still 👏 believing 👏 she's 👏 dead 👏LET'S 👏 TALK 👏 ABOUT 👏THAT

shiroallura answered:

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I DIDN’T REALIZE THIS HOLY SHIT??? THIS HURTS?? this means when they reunite they’re both “i almost lost you” AND EXTRA TIGHT SPINNY HUGS IM SOBBING

also i hope you appreciate my skillfully found gif selection

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alltheladiesyouhate

i don’t want to read lgbtq fiction i want to read genre fiction with lgbtq protags

feminae-feminas-amant

alright friends i was thinking about this earlier and so i put together a list of some good genre fiction with lgbt main characters:

LESBIAN

  • the abyss surrounds us by emily skrutskie (sci fi/dystopian, woc protag)
  • ascension by jacqueline koyanagi (sci fi/space opera, disabled woc protag)
  • serenity rose by aaron alexovich (paranormal graphic novel)
  • everything leads to you by nina lacour (contemporary, but not “about” lgbt issues/coming out/anything like that)
  • afterworlds by scott westerfeld (contemporary/paranormal, woc protag)
  • beauty queens by libba bray (not sure on the genre; not sure how good this is, haven’t read it myself)
  • sword of the guardian by merry shannon (fantasy; warning for attempted rape scene)
  • huntress by malinda lo (fantasy, woc protag)
  • the dark wife by sarah diemer (fantasy)
  • seven by jennifer diemer (fantasy/fairy tale retelling)
  • bleeding earth by kaitlin ward (horror/fantasy; haven’t read this either, not sure how it is)

GAY

  • proxy by alex london (dystopian, moc protag)
  • more than this by patrick ness (dystopian i guess? not sure how to describe the genre tbh)
  • the star host by ft lukens (sci fi, haven’t read)
  • hero by perry moore (superhero)

BISEXUAL

  • god’s war by kameron hurley (post-apocalyptic/sci fi, bi woc protag)
  • coda by emma trevayne (dystopian, bi guy protag)
  • adaptation by malinda lo (sci fi, bi girl protag)
  • beauty queens by libba bray (see above, major bi characters)
  • ash by malinda lo (fantasy/fairy tale retelling, bi girl protag)
  • the young elites by marie lu (fantasy, lots of bi characters all around)
  • the scorpion rules by erin bow (dystopian, bi girl protag, haven’t read but i hear it’s awesome)

TRANS

that’s all i’ve got right now! i’m a lesbian so the lesbian section has the most books in it lol, but if anyone else wants to add some more books for gbt people (especially trans because Yikes that section is small), that would be awesome!

apocalypse-angel

Reblogging this again to add some. A lot of these are mixed groups, so I’ve left them loosely organized, genre in bold:

  • The Fifth Season by N.K. Jemisin - Dystopian Fantasy. PoC cast, transgender, gay, and bisexual characters.
  • A Great and Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray - Historical Fantasy. Lesbian and bisexual characters.
  • The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater - Urban Fantasy. Gay and bisexual perspective characters.
  • The Circle by Mats Strandberg & Sara Elfgren - Urban Fantasy/Horror - Lesbian and bisexual perspective characters.
  • On The Edge of Gone by Corinne Duyvis – Post-Apolcalyptic/Sci-Fi - Transgender characters
  • And I Darken by Kiersten White - Historical Fiction - Gay (and bisexual???) perspective characters. 
ledgem

  • Witch Eyes by Scott Tracey - (Paranormal Fantasy, gay protag)
  • PsyCop series by Jordan Castillo Price- (Paranormal Fantasy, gay protag)
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