We’re living in hell
This is why aliens don’t visit us.
@artzypaw I’m getting these and coming to see you just to haunt your dreams
UM NO YOU ARE NOT
We’re living in hell
This is why aliens don’t visit us.
@artzypaw I’m getting these and coming to see you just to haunt your dreams
UM NO YOU ARE NOT
light-of-eyllwe asked:
AAAH OH MY GOD YES
I’m hyperventilating-
It’s been a brutal winter/cold season. I haven’t shaved my legs since November. Ain’t no body got time to wear cute dresses and shorts when it’s that cold out. No one’s gonna see my legs.
It’s nearly the end of March and I finally let myself shave my legs.
What began to bother me was the fact that as I walked around in shorts within the warming comfort of my own home, I could feel the air weave in and out and between the hairs on my legs.
But what really pushed me to shave was that my bare hairy leg brushed against a rogue spider web I didn’t see as I moved through the basement to grab something.
It clung to my leg hair for dear life and had I not been wearing slippers because my basement is cold, I would not have been able to fend off the spider that was coming right for my ass because I had disturbed it’s web.
That was it.
That was the last straw.
I finally shaved.
And now I’m laying in bed where it’s safe and warm™ beneath my blankets and I’m rubbing my legs together.
I don’t think my legs have ever been this smooth. Like, if someone could have a dissociation with their legs, this is it. Because they’re so smooth they don’t even feel like they’re even my legs.
Based on this post by @mintycoolnessisrelevant bc it was too cute!
light-of-eyllwe asked:
O///O
aAKSHAOAHBS;Sjaga
Oh my god 💖💖💖💖💖
It’s ya lovelies: Sarah/Feelsbender/Bender & @thespace-dragon/Mogi & @shiros-eyes/Red!!
When we get together, we bang heads and laugh each other into oblivion. 😅😅😅😇
I love you guys so much. I can’t even begin to describe the asinine shenanigans we got into at The Chealing Clatte. 😂😂😂😙💖💗💕
But gosh, I can’t wait for us to meet up again soon. 😘😘😘
Happy Early Valentine’s Day
Part 2
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