When Keith flirts with Lance, he literally always has a playful/mischevious smile on his face and his eye brow’s arched, how did I not notice this before??
(And to make it even better, he only makes that face at Lance)
I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran.
Ex:
*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*
Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”
Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”
Lance: “An idiot sandwich”
Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”
Allura and Coran: ??????
..
Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”
Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”
..
*Lance slips and falls on something*
Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”
Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”
..
*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*
Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”
Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”
Lance: “There he is”
Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”
..
Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”
*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*
Allura: “We are in BATTLE”
..
Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”
Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”
Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”
Lance: OH MY GOD PID GE JUST SHUT UP
Pidge: Buy my silence for $8000 a month.
Coran: That seems like an unnecessary amount for silence.
*
Keith: *roasts Lance*
Pidge: *airhorn noises*
Allure: What? Noises? Are? You? Making? And? Why?
*
Lance: *shoots someone*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA SAAAYYYY
Allura: Paladins! We are in battle! Please focus!
Keith: *cuts someone down*
Hunk: MMMM WATCHA S–
Shiro: *knocks someone out*
Pidge: MMMM WATCHA SAAAAYY
*
Lance & Keith: *are gay*
Pidge: Oh my god, stop getting your gay everywhere.
Lance: That’s homophobic, Pidge. Macklemore didn’t die for this.
Coran: Who’s Macklemore? What did they die for?
*
Shiro: *gesturing to Pidge* Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
Allura: Why would Pidge be your son?
*
Keith: I’m Galra.
Shiro: *tries to hold it in*
Pidge: Don’t you do it.
Shiro: Hi, Galra–
Pidge: Shiro, I’m begging you.
Shiro: I’m dad!
Coran: Shiro, Pidge, please! This is serious!
*
*all of the paladins shouting at each other and throwing goo. it looks vicious. the kitchen is basically a war zone*
Allura: WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE!??
Coran: I DON’T KNOW! ONE OF THEM MENTIONED A DRESS AND NOW THEY’VE BROKEN DOWN INTO TWO FACTIONS! WHITE AND GOLD VERSUS BLUE AND BLACK!
Keith:*gets knocked down during training*
Pidge: it’s a hard enough life for us…
Coran: well your not wrong
o man i’m writing some real sad klangst right now
i just??? it’s honestly just depressing and when i post it you probably should be prepared for 90% sadness
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