Red and Blue make Purple

[Red and Blue make Purple]

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[Red and Blue make Purple]

• Lance: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
• Keith: uh..
• Lance: it becomes daytrogen!
• Keith: ... i'm going to bed
• Pidge: good nitrogen
• Hunk: sleep tightrogenS
• Shiro: don't let the bed bugs biterogen

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thespace-dragon asked:

I'm so glad I didn't have 'mullet' over when we got married ;3

Aaaaahhhhh

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REBLOG IF I CAN SEND PUNS TO YOUR ASK

[glasstron]

YES PLEASE!

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[mcslained]

lance: hi
keith: hi? 🙋⬆⬆ the only thing “high” here are my raised arms 🙌🚫🚫 while i process this betrayal 😤😠😭 because of the bonding™ ❤💛💚💙💜🌈 moment that you conveniently forgot 👀🙅💔 

[nonbinarydeadpool]

lance: hey Keith can you pass th-
keith: pass? just like i held 🤝🤝you in my
💪🏼arms💪🏼 when you almost “passed"🤤🤤 out? You 💭know,💭 that bonding💋👨‍❤️‍👨 moment that you “forgot"😒? lol😂😒🆗

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[klxnce]

someone: do you ever stop thinking about lance? 

me: Stop? 😂 No Time 🕒 To Stop 🚷 When I’m Thinking About 💭 My BOY 🔥 Always 🔛🔝 Don’t Stop ❌ Never Quit 💪 Loving ❤️ Your Son 👦🏽  Lance 🙏

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[widdleolgideongleeful]

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• Every “i” is replaced by “iii” 
  
• Every “e” is replaced by “c” 
• Every “o” & “a” is replaced by “x”
• Add “isms” to the end of it

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[bborzoi]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[k-lionheart]

[pixie-mage]

This is glorious

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[justbadpuns]

I almost mist the pun

[artzypaw]

@phantomgrace