fetus lance and keith, meet hot hot tater tots aka the time travel au
friend of the day!
meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!
he lick!
he yell!
he round!
he grump!
he squish!
he run!
gone!
goodbye!!!!
my naym is frog
and wen its dry
wen there is
no rayn from sky
I wish to drink
but my tyme is grand
I am round
I lik the sand
She was a walking light
Her path resplendent
I know this phrase is used quite often
But it is true
Her presence made everything all the more merrier
With her laugh and personality
She was kind and selfless
And hid her insecurities
But not from me
I was her wall
Something established
I was to her what she was to me
We were balanced
But life’s very much deplorable
Simple clothes were gowns on her
Her beauty was breathtaking
And I saw it so often
I never breathed
But she was my air
She was a walking light
Hair radiant and fair
Smile stunning and comfortable
Made me so at ease
But she’s not here
if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
Also apparently when Napoleon invaded Egypt, the Egyptians wanted to get in his good favor, so they sent two teenage girls to him for use as he pleased, Napoleon was not happy because he was in love with Josephine. So he sent them back, but apparently the Egyptian ministers misunderstood.
Because they sent back two young boys.
that last one sent me into hysterics
Anonymous asked:
Let's 👏 talk 👏 about 👏 how 👏 Shiro 👏 doesn't 👏 even know 👏 Allura 👏 is 👏 alive 👏 he 👏 disappeared 👏 still 👏 believing 👏 she's 👏 dead 👏LET'S 👏 TALK 👏 ABOUT 👏THAT
shiroallura answered:
I DIDN’T REALIZE THIS HOLY SHIT??? THIS HURTS?? this means when they reunite they’re both “i almost lost you” AND EXTRA TIGHT SPINNY HUGS IM SOBBING
also i hope you appreciate my skillfully found gif selection
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